I, Professional Gambler

I have a strategy. I don't think I have to get a real job. That didn't work. But I am confident. That I am favored with overwhelming odds.. . It is a system.

Gettin Old

Yeah!. Freezing outside your bed. I've never been so cold. And I'm gettin' old. . Falling down on the ground. Never been so cold. And I'm gettin' old.

I Am Downright Amazed At What I Can Destroy With Just A Hammer

Me and Jan and Brian bought a pretty little hole.. It was cheapish and we split and we're fixing it up.. So Mr. Sokol does everything rewires, fixes cracks..

Get Your Gear

- Ben's (not me) version -. . I'm the man in the middle. But I can see through the trees. Take a ride on this airplane. We could ride on the wings. Movin' slow yeah gotta go.

Head Of Septa, Nose Of Me

i know.. i could have been dead.. my nose swelled up to the size of my head.. the fucking gate, man, that shit was half lowered.. i did not see it, so i put my gear in forward..

He Kissed Me (rock Version)

it was new year's eve and i was all but wary.. then my girl she decided to smooch mary.. no one to smooch i would not be caught dead.. then into the picture steppedmy good friend greg..

Forty-five

Once I got it. I shot it. Put in my head. No you don't got nothing. Nothing to proove. Red hot mama 45.

Hats Off To Halford

when you think of a metal head,. tell me what comes to mind?. well maybe stone washed jeans a mullet?. a guy who is evolutionary one step behind,. well when rob halford came out of the closet,.

Happy Birthday Ralph

alright, ralph...happy birthday...you freak.... you're breakin' hearts and you're breakin' guitars. today's your birthday and you don't even know how old you are.

Going To Georgia

The most remarkable thing about coming home to you. Is the feeling of being in motion again,. . It's the most extraordinary thing in the world.. I have two big hands.

Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap

If you're havin' trouble with the high school head. He's givin' you the blues. You wanna graduate but not in his bed. Here's what you gotta do. Pick up the phone, I'm always home.

Friend, Please Stop Smoking

You're too old and too smart. Not to listen to Captain. And I am too old and safe. Not to stick my big mouth in.. . So stop it already. And just think of something else.

Crazed Fandango

For Franklin

Let's give credit where credit is due. To another President band. Remember it takes a fine rock outfit. To record flawless emo gems complete with surface noise.

Cross Country Atom And His Package Tour Via Bicycle

I want to ride my bike with Mike across the country. I'll record the package's music, yeah, I'll burn a set on CD. Some will complain, though duh, it's the same thing.

Cast Aside Your Masks

burned out baby back in '72. got the one, got the one > are you done, fuck you. about the sum of a freak on the street. but the cries of the lies calling out inside of me.

Books My Dog, The Box, Brian Sokel & Me

foxy man and the glitter picker upper. foxy man and the glitter picker upper. foxy man and the glitter picker upper. . this song serves a purpose. of a character introduction.

The Gathering Swarm

Black Trans-am

- Ben's (not me) version -. . High on all this energy. Higher than I wanna be. Chasin' down the alley-way. I don't even have a fear. I've no need for 2nd gear.

Before My Friends Do

I think I hope I die before my friends do. Because the alternative makes my stomach hurt sometimes. When I say "friends" I mean family I like too. The second tier friends I could horribly get through.