Nicoderm patch and a Marlboro red. Wild turkey out the bottle, gauz covers where the wrists bled. I begged and pled and fled rocking a hospital gown brain dead.
(Brooks). Yup, yup, yup...come on, come on.... What's Up??. Throw up those hands, we back again. Thought we gone with the wind. Where the lesbians?. The booze, and the broads and the mescaline.
Chuck Janke (Brooks Buford): Well, it's been a hell of a game thus far, Wink.. Wink Dinkerson (Danny Boone): Yeah, it sure has Chuck. You know, Brooks Buford was a three-time white chip All-American at Alberta Baptist Technical School for the Blind..
You know, they say hell hath no fury like a woman scorned. So vengeful and mother earth has been done wrong. And I think she's sick. Yo, she's pukin up lava.
Always schemin' to make real my dreamin'. Oh, since my conscience, evil human being. Run and hide, live a lie. . Never cry, I got devil eyes. All I despise, quick to criticize.
Brooks: Rehab...Shit, Like always do about this time.. Danny: Hey, Ladies and gentlemens. We'd like to thank y'all all for comin' down to the One Duck County only car show and cow-titty pull-off. We thank the cloggers for comin' down here. Y'all did a great job. Everybody give them round of applause. We'd like to thank Dusty's Rib Shak for supportin' this whole endeavor. And right now we've got a little group been down at Molly's Teen Lounge for the last week, down there on Russell Parkway. They formerly known as the Psycho Pussys. Let's give it up for ReHab!.
Falling in love, such sweet sorrow. Here's a little something from me. You know there's an old saying. If you love something, set it free. If it doesn't comes back, hunt it down and KILL IT.
(Danny). Oooooooooooooooooooooooooh...This a test of The Emergency Broadcast System. This is only a test. If this had been a real emergency, you'd probably be sittin' around like a fuckin' idiot; high outta your fuckin' mind and trippin' on the fuckin' wallpaper. Wow, look at it drip, look at it drip. Is Hogan's Heroes comin' on? What the fuck? You high son of a fuck! What the fuck's wrong with you? The tornado's comin'! It'll smash your face and rip your kidneys out, you cock! We now return you to your regularly scheduled program, still in progress..
I've gotta drinkin' problem man one mouth and two hands. . And yall don't understand I'm just a simple man. And an empty can I ain't got no loochie loochie.
Today, we'd like to welcome you. to the funeral of wack motherfuckers worldwide. your days are numbered. And everybody wants to be there. but no one wants to stay around.
(Verse 1). Sittin' on the corner of 33rd and utter hell. You ain't killed nobody today, but I ain't well. Hangin' up on strippers, working on my 3rd bottle of liquor.
Man, what time is it?. Chico and The Man. blah, blah, blah. Holy shit!. Chico and The Man. blah, blah, blah. I shouldn't a drank all that shit last night.
I don't feel so good where am I. This is not where I laid down. Who are these people, who's home is this. Where's my clothes and where's my car. How did I get in the bathtub.
Law dawg done run me outta town. got a hot case of Mickey's and the hammer down. if he get me, then he got me, didn't even kiss my mama. left that white girl in the house.
I got my hat tilted sideways and brand new shoes. I got my Alpine bumpin' rattlin' my rear view. Lookin' at the world behind me make it bump bump bump.
Everybody gather 'round, 'cause you know we'a fin' to do this thang fo' reezy some ser'ous. Put 'cha money in ya shoe and it won't get wet. Come on.. Here comes a man across the field, honey.
I think about. you know life and what it really means. I drink about it. I think i'm busting at the seems. Don't over think it. I think somebody told me that before.
Bartender I really did it this time. Broke my parole to have a good time. When I got home it was 6 am. The door was locked so I kicked it in. She was trippin' on the bills.
People in the back ground talking:. Care for another Martini?. I could wet my whistle. Brandy Sir?. . Bartender I really did it this time. Broke my parole to have a good time.
Well I'm sorry and I apologize. for any pain I may have caused you. and I made you my enemy. but now I need you as my friend. and I've been wrong for so long.