I am Captain of Egor. This nigga is doing impressions. He's doing impressions. Hi Tremaine. . Yo Threat, you ready?. (Yeah). 'Sup?. . Who is you nigga, who is you?.
Intro: tash. . Yeah, tha alkaholiks. Ay j, I got a crew. They called the loot pack. And they can get crazy fresh y'all, crazy fresh y'all. My man jack is about to get fresh y'all.
Alkies, yeah, we back. Gettin' fucked up off this brand new track. They call me barfly, I sip the bar dry. You girls sing "My Guy" when I buy 'em a mai-tai.
Stop, listen, what's that sound?. Likwid motherfuckers came to tear the house down. . Hey yo, last FreshFest we was rockin' good times. This LikwidFest I be bustin' out rhymes.
Welcome to the next level. The L I K S, what makes them motherfuckers so damn fresh. . You'se a nigga, everybody diss 'cuz you can't bust this. You got a bad name like Dick Butkis.
Hoes on my nuts just because of my position. Can't fade the bitches that's always bitchin'. Love to kick beats, rock rhymes on occasion. Down with the niggaz that the hoes keep pagin'.
Uh, ah, uh, uh, uh, ah one two. Check it out, ah one two and ah, ah one two. It's tha Liks, ah yes yes, you're now rockin' with the best. Yes, yes, you're now rockin' with the best.
Nigga quit playin with the god damn drum machine. Motherfucker (ha) yo. . Wherever my crew go, same old scenario. Takin over every show, rockin on the radio-ohhhhhhhh.
Back once again to wet up the whole area. Check my style out. It's the lips. . Read my lips, my dick be makin' bitches leave tips. Castin' shadows over battles like a lunar eclipse.
You ready? Are you ready?. Aiyyo, we need some beer to the stage quick. (Quick, quick, quick). Alkaholiks on the set, y'all ready? Uhh. . Aiyyo, it's six million drinks to try, choose one.
Ge, geah it's the J R O. The whole world love the way I, flow. Puff 'dro but I don't sniff, blow. Alkaholiks make dough oh, no. . Now you know you love my nigga Rico.
Ever since I was young I wanted to be somethin' like what I am. . We promote violins, yeah, check me out. We promote violins, E-Swiftulaus, Kurupt. Young Gotti, Neo Deastro, Franklin Gostra the Sixth, Sixth.
Ah! Y'all niggaz finally came back with the beers. We're the Alkaholiks in the house. Slow ass niggaz. Hey, let's pass out some of this brew, James. Better have some 40's and tall cans and shit.
Say what? Say what?. . Drink, smoke, party ya ass off. Drink, smoke it, party ya ass off. Drink it, smoke it, party ya ass off. Drink it, smoke it, party ya ass off.
My dear, my dear, my dear, my dear. You do not know me but I know you very well. So let me tell you 'bout the feelings I have for you. My dear, my dear, my dear, my dear.
I make this shit look easy, nigga. Y'know? Yeah, look. . I make this rap shit look easy so fuck a rocket scientist. Just tables and a mic and Tash'll rock them old appliances.
Ha ha, ha, ha, ha, straight ignorance at it's finest. We got the rowdy ass Alkaholik boys in the house tonight. They brought they homeboys the Animal House to come fuck witch'all.
I get drunk and I stumble to the phone. Conjure up a bitch to bone when I'm alone. Fucked up, tore back, I need to take a piss. Only when I'm drunk, I sing a song like this.
Get your ass on the floor, on the floor. Get your ass on the floor, on the floor. Get your ass on the floor, on the floor. Get your ass on the floor, on the floor.
Da da da da, da da da da. Da da da da, da da da da. Da da da da, da da da da, da da da da. Da da da da, da da da da, da da da da. . Aiyyo tha Alkies set the trends that the whole world follow.