My Car Makes Me Sin

Here we go...ha, ha, ha. Pick it up...woh, woh. Here we go...ha, ha, ha. Pick it up...woh, woh. I can't wait to trade it in. And leave it with a grin.

Ketchup Is Mustard

Without the mustard. You got no flavor. Is that the kind of sandwich. You would give to your neighbor?. . How is the bread?. Is there any taste to savor?.

Jesus Is My Best Friend

It's fun to turn the amp up to 11. And sing so loud you can't understand the words. And sometimes that's okay when they're not profound. But I need to sing this kind of song tonight.

I Love The Radio

I love the radio. It always plays a good selection. I never hear the same song twice. I never hear the same song twice. And I never touch the dial. There's too much anticipation.

Great Alaskan Ninja

It's a hip hop number five. Leaving our town. Yes, we cover new ground. As we head for mile five. Sixteen motels. Shaking their heads. Man, my eyes are getting red.

Giggle

I'm so darn giddy. With my pretty one and only. Down with my band, we hate the "monkey". I'm gonna pinch everyone around me. And then I'll giggle 'cause I'm really stinking happy.

Election Skank

He once hired illegal aliens. She was known for fraud and tax evasion. He cost us over ten million jobs. Her husband is a big drunken slob. Chorus:. Why do they think that we really care.

Drop Some Names

I'm gonna rhyme it like Ice, Vanilla, chocolate, and strawberry. Flavor of the day, bring it up in the mains, come on. Drop some names, drop some names.

Do This

Doo doot, de doot, doo doot, de doo doot. Do your chores and don't complain about it. Doo doot, de doot, doo doot, de doo doot. Do your spelling before you play outside.

Credit Card

Eloquence. Innocence and rhyme. Mystery, and there just in time. Material imperfection. A given classic girl duress. Your typical "all around" is pending less.

Cool Shoes

Chorus:. My elephant will never let me down. When pigs and snakes invite me to the ground. Closed my eyes to change my shoe. And that's when I fell off of you.

Blue Igloo Cooler

Yeah, I'm going on a tour. I'm looking for my lure. I gotta find my hat. My sunglasses and my blue igloo cooler. Can't forget my fishing pole. Because I'm fishing.

Billboards

Life in the bubble, there ain't no trouble. We like to judge our books. By staring at the cover. If one of us should stumble. We'll hide in undercover.

Beatnik

I could be a hypocrite, just full of it. Another lunatic, or weird beatnik. I could be wasting you time. For the sake of a rhyme. Just making a dime. Or more for Sub Lime.

Be True To Your School

When some loud bragger tries to put me down. And says his school is great. I tell him right away. Now what's a matter, buddy. Ain't you heard of my school.

Take Flight

Kalle, Eläinten Ystävä

Kalle oli tavallinen metsuri,. Kunnes ern pivn hn huomasi,. Kuinka oravat ja muutkin metsnelimet sytyttivt hnen Pikku-Kallensa tuleen.. Kalle viihtyi tist entistkin paremmin,.

Sex On The Dance Floor

One touch got you in my veins. like one hit that's making my body shake.. one night and I can't get you close enough to me.. . X-rated triple ecstasy.

Sex Drugs & Rock 'n' Roll

I hit the club in dark sunglasses, cigarette and a leather jacket.. Fuck you is tattooed on my sleeve.. Looking for girls with empty glasses, long legs and short short dresses..

Oh Yeah!

Oh Yeah. . Sweat drips out of every pore, the night is hotter than hell.. Sheets spark, set the walls on fire in this old motel.. Oh yeah.. . A little pain brings the pleasure alive, don't stop when I say no..