Dear Slim

Dear Slim,. My favorite icon put the bong and the knife down. I'm sick of the songs about strapping your mom and your ex-wife down. To a nuclear bomb and dropping them on Saddam.

The Six Dollar Man

Kermit: "Hi-ho, Kermit the Frog here. And sci-fi fans, I'm speaking to you from the laboratory of a Professor Nucleus Von Fission and I'm here to report one of the scientific marvels of the 20th century. Because as you probably know, Professor Von Fission is the inventor of the fabulous Six Dollar Man.".

Deadworld

Drowning yourself in a world of lies. Wandering lost, until the ego dies. Perceptions been tainted by your lack of free will. We have become what we once most feared.

Kon-tiki

Crushing Belial

First strike of the creation. Shakes the earth at its very core. Pangea shattered, humanity is scattered. Separation for evermore. . Eternal conflict, waged since the dawn of time.

The Seven Tiny Little Mice

In a tall boot that was very nice. Lived seven tiny little mice. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven. . At seven o'clock, they were all fed. With strawberry jelly on a slice of bread.

Casting Shade

The Scale Song

Hello, scale.. What do you say?. Tell me, how much does it weigh?. Is it heavy?. Is it light?. Can you weigh it up just right?. Ounces?. Pounds?. What does it weigh?.

Burning The Lives

Soon a darkened pyramid will rise. There will be no escaping from the all seeing eye. . Lost in blindness. Serving shielded masters still unknown. . Chaos is their goal, corrupt your heart and soul.

The Rhyming Game

Bert: (reading an oatmeal recipe book, "Cooking With Oatmeal"). "You take four cups of oatmeal...two pitted mangoes...". Ernie: "Hey Bert!". B: "...buttermilk...".

Blinded By The Right

You could be President if your daddy was first. If your brother the governor had the power to coerce. It's absurd but he could change laws so certain votes were heard.

The Rainbow Connection

Why are there so many songs about rainbows. And what's on the other side?. Rainbows are visions, but only illusions,. And rainbows have nothing to hide..

Blind Faith

Unleash confusion. Hid every single trace. For everyone they kill. Ten more will take its place. Begin a never ending race. Every turn you change your face.

Guitar Tango

Mckennitt Loreena. The Visit. Between The Shadows. Music by Loreena McKennitt. . L.M.: Harp, Keyboards. BRIAN HUGHES: Guitar, Balalaika. RICK LAZAR: Drums, Percussion.

The Question Song

(spoken). Little Girl: Now the letter is "Q".. And one word that begins with "Q" is "question.". . (sung). Now here is a question,. A question for you.

Guardian Angel

Hey listen, I know you've been warned not to talk to any strangers. I wouldn't tell you any lies, you're not in any kind of danger. You're new around here, you don't know all the roads.

Another Hero Lost

I'll never leave you. But fate has come to silence me. Darkness is all that I see. . I cannot reach you. And soon the earth will cover me. It's become so hard to breathe.

The Pinball Song

Ooooooh - Ahhh!. . (A hand pulls the pinball release lever back, and away it goes!. . The ball rolls out and bounces off four thingys that light up before landing in the middle of a larger thingy, its lights flash.

You Ain't Got The Minerals

Fists land harder, than the. Shit you gave my heart. I'd rather see you drown,. Bury your ashes, with a brand new start. . I'll cross my heart, and hope you die.

Act Of Contrition

I feel the cold hands upon me. Recollection of my betrayal. . My betrayal. My betrayal. . It is not the pain inside yourself. That tears the deepest wounds.