I look at the TV. Everybody's going crazy right in front of me. From the talk show to the cop show to the news. Now I choose my poison with my own remote control.
The Count: Oh, Count von Count's continuous country cookin' downhome diner. If you like home cookin' try it Transylvanian style. At Count von Count's continuous country cookin' downhome diner.
You see me but it's not me. There's somethin' underneath my skin. I want to tear it all away. And show the beauty that's within. . Begin to come unglued.
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, a-oo doo-wah. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, a-oo doo-wah. Oh, baby count up to nine for me. Oh, baby count up to nine for me. Oh, baby count up to nine for me today.
The Count: Well your nose is one. Your eyes are two. Put them together. That makes three, it's true. With five fingers on each hand. You're a counting wonderland.
Somehow it always comes around. To be the best for you the best for me. And then we'll see the beauty of it all again, again. . You stay up all night long.
You told me you could count. You said there's nothing to it. Well, if you're so good at counting. Let me hear you do it. 1...2...3.... Mercy, is that the best you can do?.
Pretty day. Sunny sky. Lovely pictures. Dance in your eyes. . It all seems so right. It all seems so rare. . Summer soft. Sudden breeze. Watch the wind.
When Old MacDougal blow his bugle, me I, me I google!. With a google, google here, and a google, google there. Here a google, there a google, everywhere a google, google.
Cookie Monster: (Shouting) Wow, look at all these books! Me no seen so many books before!. Librarian: Shhhh!. Cookie Monster: (Whispering) Oh, yeah, yeah, right..
Girl: It's my cookie!. Boy: It is not, it's mine!. Girl: No, it's my cookie!. Cookie Monster: Dum-de-dum-dum-dum ... What seem to be problem?. Girl: Well, there's only one cookie here and we both want it..
He's shaggy, he's blue. And he knows how to chew - COOKIE!. . Can you dig it?. . You think you can munch,. Brother, you're out to lunch. Compared with - COOKIE!.
All Turtles: Come follow, follow, follow, follow, follow, follow me.. Whither shall I follow, follow, follow?. Whither shall I follow?. Follow me! To the redwood, to the redwood, to the redwood,.
It's very very cold. It's very very chilly. My teeth are really chattering. And this is really silly!. I'm absolutely freezing. And getting awfully numb.
Workers:. Co-operation ... makes it happen. Co-operation ... working together. Dig it!. Co-operation ... makes it happen. Co-operation ... working together.
Oh, hear that chicken pluck. Makes me wanna cluck. As with her beak those strings she's pickin'. So shuffle your feet. Flaps your arms to the beat. 'Cause it's the clucky clucky chicken.
Bert: [Ernie! Ernie! I've discovered something FANTASTIC! Listen ... (CLINK). . Ernie: That's fantastic, Bert!. . Bert: Yeah, yeah! That's ME hitting this tin can with a spoon. And listen, this is .. this is me hitting this pan with a spoon ... (CLANK) *pleasant sigh*.
See the sun up in the sky. Well, it's a circle. See a hula hoop roll by. Well, it's a circle. See the sun up in the sky. See a hula hoop roll by. Round as a fresh baked apple pie.
You make my heart beat. My world is built on you. See I carry your picture in my soul. Printed with a billion colors. Yeah. . You yeah. Sure yeah. you yeah.
I eat with chopsticks. Can you eat with chopsticks. Just pick up your chopsticks. And I'll teach you how. Some people use chopsticks. They always use chopsticks.