Dude's Gonna Shoot

Take my gun out of my holster.. My pants drop to the ground.. Jump up and pull the trigger.. I scream with every round.. Got a big fat bag, in which i carry all my loot..

I Can't Help Myself

You smile a lot, it makes me wonder what you're thinking of. 'Cause, baby you're always on my mind. And right now I want you with me here by my side. With me till the end of time.

Doing It For The Kids

Doing it for the kids.. Doing it for the kids.. Doing it for the kids.. Doing it for the kids.. . Quit my job so the band could play.. Sit at home and watch tv all day..

Hey Mickey

Oh Mickey, you're so fine, you're so fine you blow my mind, Hey Mickey! (heh. heh) Hey Mickey! (heh heh) 4x. Hey Mickey!. You've been around all night and that's a little long.

Disease's Last Stand

People tell me everyday, "you better grow up and change your ways.". I tell 'em that i ain't gonna listen.. So you can stop your moanin' and pissin'..

Cherry Crush

Dead End Job

Everyday i punch in, everyday i punch out.. I wanna punch my boss right in the fuckin' mouth.. My boss is a jerk and i don't wanna work.. . Stuck in a dead end job..

Boom Boom

I told my girls, today's the day. Gonna get it get it going, gonna swing your way. Gonna hold my breath, dive right in. Come on let the fun begin. . I told my friends, I'm gonna do.

D.u.m.b.

D U M B. . D is for dumb you're as stupid as can be. U are unimportant you mean nothing to me. M is for your mother for not aborting you. B is 'cause you're boring and I don't like you.

Best Damn Tits (i've Ever Seen)

She's walking, talking, and she's breathing. Everything you need.. But there's something so special. Man there's something so unique.. They're perfect in every way. There's not much more i can say..

Always Tomorrow

Tomorrow do do do do dee da dee dee da. Do do do do tomorrow. . Like a bird, spreading it's wings looking over the world. Oh at so many dreamers below.

Another Stupid Song

It's in the way that you walk.. It's in the way that you talk.. It's in the way that you do all the stupid things you do.. It makes me wanna take a rock..

Ain't Too Cool

She came up to me at the show.. She made me wish i didn't go.. She asked me if i liked that band.. I said, "no, they're kinda bland.". She said, "my brother's in that group.".

Ain't No One Getting Laid

Blue eyes and great thighs.. I wish i hadn't seen her.. I'm not too fucking bright, but i gotta bright idea.. She didn't say she likes me, but she ain't saying no..

A Girl Like You

I saw you standing there. You had big green eyes and long blonde hair.. Those fish net stockings i just couldn't bare.. When you bent over i had to stare..

1-900-loser

Call the number on your screen.. Talk to the girl of your dreams.. Tell her how you really feel.. You can't touch her, but she's real.. . 1-900-loser..

Heroes Come Back

Tooku de kikoeru koe wo hitori. Hitori mata hitori de chi agaru toushi. Kurikaesu dake no fudan doori. Kutsugaesu junbi ii ze ARE YOU READY?. . Karadajuu furu asu shindou ni.

Black Cadillac

She came riding into town. In a big black Cadillac. Staring all them poor boys down. A scorpion tattooed in her neck. . She stopped at the wagon wheel.

When It Rains On My Tin Roof House

WHEN IT RAINS ON TIN ROOF HOUSE. i planted a seed in the ground. the warm summer rain comes down. barefoot in the mud, a girl i once knew. i think she lives in the bog.

Spanish Sweetheart

I wish that i was in my own house. and that this long drawn out war was over. you see killing is a great sin. how can one atone or be forgiven. all men were created equal in the light.