Rule number one, if she ain't happy. You ain't happy. And if she ain't happy long enough. You're gonna be unhappy with half your stuff. . Early on in our marriage.
If you've ever been on television more than 5 times. describing what the tornadoes sounded like.... You might be a redneck.. If you've ever cut your grass and found a car....
Greetings yall. And welcome all you danged foreigners from other nations. Dear Lord be with our guests and prepare them. For the butt whopping they are about to receive.
Woo! Somebody done been to the WalMart. Man, this is the stuff I got for Christmas. Well you cleaned up, whatcha get?. . 5 flannel shirts, 4 big mud tires.
We've been goin everywhere in this tour, I mean not just big cities, we're goin everywhere.. We were in Huntsville, Alabama A couple a months ago and uh, You know even.
Bartender, liquor, 110 proof pure grain alcohol. I said barkeep, whiskey, don't keep me waitin'. Come on, come on 'n hit me. . Gimme a C.C. water back, I need a Jim Beam or a Jack.
When we held each other tight. in the warmth of the long dark night. you whispered someone elses name. will our love ever be the same. Feel like a fool.
First time I heard, Good Hearted Woman. I was in my uncle's car. He said, son, now that's what I call music. Listen to them guitars, turn it up, go on, turn it up.
Well, I been through a couple romances. And I've had a few heartbreaks. But when you're lookin' for a one in a million girl. I guess that's a chance you take.
I was at that smart ass time of my life. Id pick a fight just to pick a fight. He said black, I said white. If he took one side I took the other side.
I sleep now, no sweet dreams. In the morning time.. No love, mmm, no true love. In the evening time.. . So I go from room to room. And room to room again.
Under constant waiting. and all the wealth that you've known. she's standing there,. in her apron.. . You're standing in the road.. And she went off to the showgirl.
California Love!. School Boy Humor and Jeffree Star. Bitch!. . I want an actress. From California, yay. Somebody famous. I want to go out to. Hollywood! (if ya).
he Queen of the Beautifuls is baccck.. Jeffree Star, Internet Royalty.. You all love me.. . Celebrities want me to do there hair and makeup. Girls hate me 'cause I'm the cause of there breakup.
The Queen of the Beautifuls is baccck.. Jeffree Star, Internet Royalty.. You all love me.. . Celebrities want me to do there hair and makeup. Girls hate me cuz I'm the cause of there breakup.
Now it's 2 AM. And the party pulls up.. Now we're moving out. To the city we love to go.. . Whoa Whoa Whoa. . I feel I feel electrical. The lights so bright..
Straight boys, where you at?. I'm a boyfriend kleptomaniac.. Straight boys, where you at?. . I wanna boy with juicy lips.. Who doesn't care I don't have tits..
You taste like heaven baby. A brand new craving lately. Surround me, I'm drowning. Let me hit this, so delicious. . [Pre-chorus:]. You make me feel. So fierce [x2].
[Muffy:]. If the size of your boat hits the tonsils in her throat,. Just enough so that she chokes. Bet you think that she'll be soaked. Got her panties in a knot, hope that's not a stuffer sock....
We're gonna party like it's prom night (ooh oh oh). We're gonna fuck like it's our first time (ooh oh oh). We're gonna party like it's prom night (ooh oh oh).