When You're In Love With A Beautiful Woman

When you're in love with a beautiful woman, it's hard;. When you're in love with a beautiful woman, you know it's hard;. Everybody wants her, everybody loves her;.

New Math

Yeah I'd stoop to that. Sure I would. Yeah you been had. That's how I got my job at the underwriter's lab. . You bet I sucked up. Every chance I had. That's how I fixed it.

When You're Eighteen

(Unknown). . You look like a woman, and you move like one, but your parents are still tellin' you that you're too young. It's 'causing you pain, baby don't you cry 'cause it won't be long.

When She Cries

(Shel Silverstein). . No one knows my lady when she's lonely. No one sees the fantasies and fears my lady hides. There are those who've shared her love and laughter.

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Luau

Failures in outer space, failures and crimes. Let's get something straight, s'not for mine. Before you were born, after you die. Failures in outer space, failures and crimes.

When Lilly Was Queen

(Ray Sawyer/Dennis Locorriere/Ron Haffkine). . Lilly Pearl standin' by the woodstove. Cookin' up a pot of fatback and beans. Aprons made outta Martha White flour sack.

If It Kills You

Your 47th birthday cake is peeing acid on your face, light a candle it. won't light your fire, many bad things that you'll hate, piling higher on. your plate. If you ain't starving, you ain't satisfied - learn to relax, if.

What Do You Want

What do you want, what do you want for Christmas?. Whatever it is, I'll get it for you. What do you want, what do you want for your birthday?. All I want, I want, want, want is you.

Human Interest

You set it up, you set it right,. it's fair enough. al'right:. if i want a loan, if i wanna trespass.. why should i walk when you've got wheels.. when i'm in doubt, when i'm in debt,.

What About You

[Jack Anglin - composer]. . The days have been long and I have been lonesome. Recalling the dreams that never came true. The nights have been lonely but now that's all over.

What A Way To Go

(B. David/J. Rushing). . I met him in Seattle, he was gettin' down on a bottle. Telling lies in the Blue Moon Bar. His face was hard and travelled, and as the wine unravelled.

Here Come The Rome Plows

Sad to say its over now. Here come the huns. Pick a side or pick a spot. Here come, here come the rome plows. . Why waste your time?. Here come the huns.

Walls And Doors

(Ray Sawyer/Gary Doon). . It's cold in this jail cell that I live in. The silence makes me think about me and you. I guess I tried too hard to make things better.

Hand Over Fist

The beating you deserve. Hand over fist. Gonna say it with a smile. Gonna say it with a lisp. Yeah, never gave it up. Man, that ain't good enough. . Give em an inch they'll take a mile.

Walking My Cat Named Dog

I'm walking all around the town. I'm seeing all the people down. Walking around, talking around. . Me and my cat named Dog. We're walking high against the fog.

Good Luck In Jail

C'mon over to my house, yea. Well work on my car. Just got some more duck. tape, I got the parts, payload speed boat, wanna come along, vice grip,. guilt trip, ya got me pegged all wrong - I can sleep standing up, and still.

Golden Brown

I got a shingle and I'll guard it with my life. I'm just keepin' off the flies. Yeah, I drank from the tap. Should-a left it in the pipes. . This is my cause and my excuse.

Walk Right In

Walk right in, sit right down, baby let your hair hang down. Walk right in, sit right down, baby let your hair hang down. Everybody's talking 'bout a new way of walking.

Future Home Of Stucco Monstrosity

Gotta couch, got the sniffles, saw a doctor, got a match, got a hammer, got. a nail, gotta caskett, got a match, got a green card, got a hassle, took a.