Religious Bumfucks

It's getting late you're gonna die. They're trying to scare us with their lies. The 700 club is full of shit. The evangelists can suck my dick. I don't need religious bumfucks anymore.

Release The Hostages

We need some chicks up here!. So we can spray them down with beer!. We ain't Mott the Hoople with all those young dudes. We wanna see some girls with great big boobs!.

Proud To Be Canadian

I'm proud to be a Canadian. Pass me another beer. I'm proud to be a Canadian. Hold my seat while i take a piss. . Our prime minister sucks dogshit through his nose.

One Cheque From The Street

Old School

I'm an old school punk rocker - He's a Punk Rocker!. And I can play, hay hay hay - Not One note!. 'cause when we started out - Out Out Out!. You didn't have to - Not Necessary!.

Oh Wendy O

My Mother Was A Man

My Kingdom On Earth

She can have the kitchen, She can have the bathroom, I'll even let her have the den. 'cause everything I need, even a bit of weed, Is safe inside my kingdom.

My Girl

Oh my girl she's a bit homely. She's got a few fleas and a touch of the mange. On fact she's so oh oh oh oh so god damn ugly. Oh my girl she's got a big sticky tongue.

My Erection

you know the world is ruled by a couple of dozen pricks. I sure hope that they don't shoot too quick. . my erection - is all i can feel. my erection - is all i can see.

Marijuanathon

You Are

Oh to fever. Float through the whole day. Won't step forward to grab. For a starting. You are. You are. You are. You are. . You are my first hello and my last goodbye.

Wins And Losses

There were a thousand suns that burned,. In the city of my eyes.. But I couldn't hold on to her. It's a matter of fact, It's a matter of fact.. . (Chorus).

Let's Get Drunk

I got a few bucks and nothing to do. Let's spend some quality time, just me and you. . I don't give a shit how I feel tomorrow. I wanna do it right now cause all my time is borrowed.

Typical

Building her all upside down. I outta know by now. You can't have what you can't touch. . She is magical, she is radiant, she is kinetic. I can't stand it.

Kill The Hosers

Let's kill that kid cause he's a jerk. Let's kill his friends cause they look worse. Let's rape that chick cause she's a slut. And we're real horny and we wanna get fucked.

Kill Johnny Stiff

We got gigs over here we got gigs over there. We got gigs everywhere we ain't playin' nowhere. . Kill Johnny Stiff do it now. Kick him in the head stamp him in the ground.

The Last Thing We'll Ever Do

Where do I go when Im walkin out the door,. And what do I say when its all been said before,. But how do I lie to myself when you know its true,. We both love like its the last thing well ever do..

Is This How A Punk Song Goes?

Is this how a punk song goes?. I'm asking you. Like you should know?. 'cause I don't wanna blow another 20 years playing guitar. When I should have been modeling running shoes!.

Inside My Head

I don't think you understand. Just where the fuck we're coming from. You think that the world is bland. And we're here to relieve the monotony. . I don't care what you think you can't see inside my head.