Preggos

0:01-0:12 (voicemail). Hey BS, its jenny. Yeah, I know its been a while, right? - -. Listen, um - - Seriously gotta talk. For real.. So ummmm call me back.

Porno Dick

B: I fucked your bitch. D: Between Your Girls tits. B: Its gotta grocery list. D: It dont pack shit. B: Its got a job at costo. D: Gets it rubbers at the store.

Please Forgive Me

Still feels like our first night together. Feels like the first kiss, it's gettin' better baby. No one can better this.... Still holdin' on, you're still the one.

Just Fine

Heaven

oh thinkin` about our younger years. there was only you and me -. we were young and wild and free. now nothin` can take you away from me. we`ve been down the road before-.

Porn Star (parody Of Smashmouth All Star)

somebody once showed me this movie that got me horny,. i think i had the hardest head,. the girls were getting pounded, new ways i founded, in awe of thier sexual positions....

Pompus Ass - Fatboy Slim Outta My Head Mix

0:18. . All Bs baby!. . Ya know Im nothin but this whiteman. . 0:36. All these bastards callin my a dick Asshole I love fuckers!. . 0:52. Whos ready for mo truth?!?!?!.

Mo Black Mo Black (parody Of Notorious B.i.g Mo Money Mo Probelms)

now whos black whos white,. whose pants are loose and whose pants are tight.. you tell me whos dark, whos got the mad bark,. whos ryhme gots skill, whose bottle aint filled worth a drop,.

Midnight Session

0:25. just gettin' off work.... my clothes all dirty..... ridin' in my car.... gettin paged 911 emergency.... call ya from the cell.... you sayin' no one's home....

Make That Sound

I know youre goin crazy. When were sexin baby. Cant get a enough of me. When were between the sheets. Ill make ya move all night. Make ya feel alirght.

Lindsay Lohan Is Dead (pill In A Glass) (parody Of Candle In The Wind)

0:08. Peace out Lindsay-Lo. Never thought much of your talent. You loved the lifestyle. And now you're in the ground. You know what killed you. Lethal dose of drugs and booze.

Lindsay Lohan Is Dead (pill In A Glass) (parody Of Candle In The Wind By Elton John)

Peace Lindsay-Lo. Never thought much of your talent. You loved the lifestyle. And now you're in the ground. You know what killed you. Lethal dose of drugs and booze.

Hot Garbage

That bitch is hot garbage! Skank is hot garbage!. Oh she's hot garbage! Yeah, she's hot garbage!. That hoe is hot garbage! Tramp is hot garbage!. Oh she's hot garbage! Yeah, she's hot garbage!.

High Like It's Legal (parody Of Fly Like An Eagle By Seal)

cough-cough-cough-cough. fuck!. cough-cough-cough-cough. shit!. cough-cough-cough-cough. god damn!. cough-cough-cough-cough. good green.... . 1:19. i keep on smokin,...everyday....

Du Kender Ikk'

Intro:. . Du kender ikke mit navn,. Jeg kender ikke dit. Du kender ikke min alder,. Jeg kender ikke din. Mit hjerte, du tager det,. Lige derhen hvor du står.

Going The Distance (parody Of Cake The Distance)

0:01. lying on the couch, limp as a line,. my cocks pumping, and thumping, at this girl who's fine.. i see the snatch, my cock goes up,. churning and yurning she takes off my cup..

Gerbils, Funnels, Richard Gere (parody Of The Chipmunk Song - Christmas Don't Be Late)

KEY:. BS - Normal Voice. DR. T. (Alvin) - Standard High Pitch. Edward Lewis (Simon) : Deeper High Pitch. Billy Flynn (Theodore) : Raspy, little higher than normal.

Aquafina

Relax fool, I get you wetter than a wet suit. Look at who the fuck you sitting next too. I seen her eyes roll, every touch made her spine cold. While she grind slow, move, undress and slide close.

Foreclosed

All around me are real estate agents. Homes for sale. Bank owned homes up for grabs. Big and Spacious and behind on taxes. Sitting empty. Sitting empty.

Elitist

There is only one - You're looking at him.... . E if for the excellence that I exude!. L is for the love I get in the room!. I is for me - I heart myself!.