Smash The Magnavox

She Breathes Fire

She left Ohio, bound for NYC. She broke her ties, she lost touch with me. That place wasn't big enough for a girl with her kind of dream. Thumbed across the East coast to a squat between A and C.

Send Help

Ruin And Renew

Just can't seem to get up today. What was old and what was new. It's all the same today. The sun crept out the same as you. . Exhale, exhale. Last breath smile.

Polka In The Eye

Polka polka in the eye. Polka in the eye. Beat your partner to the ground. Polka in the eye. . Beat your partner up and down. Up and down and round. Eyebrow, eyebrow.

Pave The World

Land ho, me name is Joe. I drive a truck. Steam roll. . Strong man, I got a plan. Sing it all day. From land to land. . I swear I'm in fourth gear. My rollers down.

Your Attention

Your attention, Please. Please yell if you are paying attention *AHH!*. . Please yell if you are paying attention *AHH!*. . (voice on the left). place your attention entirely on my voice and try to ignore all the others. It is important to be able to focus on a single source of information, while blocking out all the other things that are competing for YOUR ATTENTION..

Mr. Function

The functional member of society. Fixes dysfunctions. Fixed my car. Fixed my art. Fixed the price. Fixed my vice. Made me a functional member of society.

Mama Getting High On Chardonnay

(CHORUS). . Mama getting high on Chardonnay. Mama getting high on Chardonnay. Sleeps all night and she drinks all day. Mama getting high on Chardonnay.

White Rabbit

One pill makes you larger. And one pill makes you small. And the ones that mother gives you. Don't do anything at all. . Go ask Alice, when she's ten feet tall.

Lose Your Mind

What Is Rock

number one. . I don't know.... . number two. . Where to go.... . Rock concert movement number three. Ready, go.. . I close the door, I find a chair, I sing.

Lay It Out

Listen up, listen in. Now you know it's easy to begin. Drink a beer, smoke a joint. Do a line, enjoy it every time. . I don't think, think you like. Think you know you like it anyway.

Johnny Mortgage

Pay the rent. . Working, working, he's working so hard. Pushing, pushing, he's pushing his car. A wife, a house, and a dog and two kids. The IRS squeeze out the piss.

It Doesn't Matter

You want to go a walking but you don't have any shoes now. Take my advice, yah, leave 'em behind. You want to go a swimming but you ain't got no suit now.

Utne Wire Man

Up To The Roof

All I see is not for me.. What I want you have not got.. . Tried to use things you sold me, no matter what the cost. Tried to go the way you told me, but each time, I got lost.

I, Fitznik

Deliver me from pub acceptance,. Deliver me from teenage angst.. Deliver me from the seas, the races,. Of what should be a.... . Slip away, lay down,.

Tv Song

I'm A Have Not