Little Butterball

I'm called Little Butterball. Dear Little Butterball. Though I could never tell why. My calories mount. My cholesterol count. Is as high as an elephant's eye.

This World

J C Cohen

Listen all you children to my sad refrain. About a subway conductor on a runaway train. Squeezing people into cars, he won his fame. And John Charles Cohen was the great man's name.

Send In The Clowns

Isn't it rich?. Are we a pair?. Me here at last on the ground,. You in mid-air.. Send in the clowns.. . Isn't it bliss?. Don't you approve?. One who keeps tearing around,.

This Is Not A Dream

Hello Muddah, Hello Faddah

Hello Muddah, Hello Fadah. Here I am at Camp Grenada. Camp is very entertaining. And they say we'll have some fun if it stops raining.

I'll Fly Away

Some glad morning when this life is over,. I'll fly away;. To a home on God's celestial shore,. I'll fly away (I'll fly away).. . Chorus. I'll fly away, Oh Glory.

Good Advice

I know a man named Otis, who invented a room. And his heart was filled with pride. I said to Mr. Otis, "What does your room do?". He said, "It goes from side to side".

Think The World

Crazy Downtown

(Parody of "Downtown" by Petula Clark). . Mommy and Dad are never nervous or mad. When you teenagers go downtown.. Daddy and Mom just stay at home and be calm.

Teresa

teresa, do you want to listen to the ramones with me?. . we'll get something to drink, maybe ill come home with you. . believe me, theres no telling whats wrong with me,.

Beautiful Teamsters

Beautiful teamsters, please let me join. 'Can't drive a truck, but I'm willing to loin. Beautiful teamsters, I love youse all. That's why I'm standing by your union hall.

"hello Muddah

Hello Muddah, hello Fadduh,. Here I am at Camp Grenada. Camp is very entertaining. and they say we'll have some fun if it stops raining.. . I went hiking with Joe Spivy.

Telltale Signs

Sum

Cuccuruccu Paloma

Dicen que por las noches. No ms se le iba en puro llorar;. Dicen que no coma,. No ms se le iba en puro tomar.. Juran que el mismo cielo. Se estremeca al or su llanto,.

Sugar And Spice

Stupid Kind Of Love

Come Away With Me

Come away with me in the night. Come away with me. And I will write you a song. . Come away with me on a bus. Come away where they can't tempt us. With their lies.

Strip Bar

1, 2, 3, 4!. . I went to the strip bar. Tried to grab her by the world. But a big guy beat me up. And threw me out the back door. Of the strip bar.