Girl

Arsenio (chris rock):. Now don't leave us hanging with just that.. . Jp:. Yeah, I hear that, arsenio.. Yo guys, lets kick it!. . (music starts playing).

George Simmons Soon Will Be Gone

How will you. people live without me?. Who will bring you joy. when I'm gone?. 'Cause I'm one funny man. I bring the comedy. I am the one you go to,. to get cheered up.

Forgetful Lucy

The Hukilau was the place. Where I first saw your face. We liked each other right away. But you didn't remember me the very next day. Forgetful Lucy has got a nice caboosy.

Food Inuendo Guy

Baby,baby,baby I wanna stew your tomato. Baby,baby,baby I wanna french fry your potato. Baby,baby,baby why don't you pluck my grapes. Why don't you peel my banana like a pack of wild apes.

Davey's Song

He dine and dash me! He chew and screw me!. He sip and skip me!. . What?. . He no pay for his four scorpion bowl. . Oh, boy. . I'm the kinda guy that can't stand the holiday.

Corduroy Blues

When I was a boy. There was no limit on what I could eat. Shake after shake after shake after shake. Followed by all kinds of red meat. Metabolism runnin' around so fast.

Chanunak Song

"Okay.... This is a song that uhh... There's a lot of Christmas songs out there and uhh... not too many Chanukah songs.. So uhh... I wrote a song for all those nice little Jewish kids who don't get to.

Chanukah Song [live]

This is a song that uh, theres alot of xmas of songs out there, and ah not too many Hanukkah songs, so i wrote a song for all those nice little Jewish kids who dont get to hear any Hanakkah songs.. here we go....

Bum Biddy

Every one in this room has been associated with Whitey,. Either through basketball, or the mall, or the various odd jobs he does around town for free or at most a dollar.

Billy Madison's Victory Song

[Billy]. Yes, I will go back to school,. And achieve victory,. No man will take what my father has built. Unless that man is me!. . [Veronica]. My Billy, sweet Billy boy,.

Never My Love

You ask me if there'll come a time. When I grow tired of you. . Never my love. Never my love. . You wonder if this heart of mine. Will lose it's desire for you.

What A Waster (libertines Cover)

What a waster, what a fucking waster. You pissed it all up the wall. And 'round the corner where they chased her. There's tears falling out from everywhere.

We're Not Supposed To Be Lovers

picture a place that's far from danger.. a nicer place to cash your chips.. i'm not the one holding you hostage.. squeezed inbetween my lips.. . we're not supposed to be lovers..

Vultures

Tall and gorgeous. Cold as the summer time. I wish I had some news. To leave you this Caroline. . Seen so many vultures. Split so many pieces. Down the line.

Times Are Bad

Well, times are bad. And all the time you're feeling sad. And people are laughing. Telling you to go away. . And your feet are trudging. You're always acting like you're curmudgeon.

Workin' On It

I won't lie, sometimes it seems just too much. To ask for love to last, I play the strong one holding on. Keeping it together the man with the plan. When I know better, baby all I can do Is hold on to you.

The Prince's Bed

If there's a heart inside your eye. If there's a clock inside your head. If there's a girl outside your bed. Put your face in my place. . My head is falling off my head.

Where It's At

When I Leave This House

Just like Cain and Able. I let the devil come 'round. Now I'm the king of the garden. With a snake for a crown. When the lord points his finger. Baby, I'm goin' down.

Secret Tongues

There are men in shades just standing around. These bleeding stars, the paradox. Let the eyes of God be our guard. To find a gentle path. . There's a broken record playing a tune.