Citizens Band Radio Lyrics - Singles - Carter The Unstoppable Sex Machine

Conspiracy theory number one 

Jesus was a man from Mars 

The stable was a pub called the Rising Sun 

And the three wise men arrived in cars 

Conspiracy theory number two 

War is just a marketing plan 

If youve got an army wholl die for you 

You can be a marketing man 

I heard it on the citizens band 

Theres really nothing to it hardly 

Its elementary 

As easy as Alpha Bravo Charlie 

As simple as ABC 

I heard it on the citizens band 

I heard it from the citizens band 

Conspiracy theory number three 

The government control who you are 

And if your musics good for the economy 

You can be a rock and roll star 

Theres really nothing to it hardly 

Its elementary 

As easy as Alpha Bravo Charlie 

As simple as ABC 

I lost the signal in a tunnel for a while 

And heard some corporate rock 

Some multi-national and at the end of the dial 

I heard some manufactured pop 

I pulled in to the side of the road 

And re-tuned to 95 point I dont know 

Citizens band radio 

The home of the stars 

Tune into the breakfast show 

And listen to the man from mars 

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