The Only Loony Left In Town Lyrics - Singles - Carter The Unstoppable Sex Machine

They can walk on water or they can run 

Depending on the story 

Also by the same author 

Volume one, violence death or glory 

Sneaking out of the exit of B and Q 

With a trolley load of trouble 

Polycotton bedsheets some four by two 

Petrol and a shovel 

They're off to see the wizardry that was 

And the fire breathing dragons 

Where history can't repeat itself 

Because history never happened 

Juvenile delinquents are easy prey 

To the bigotry and whining 

Of a solar ring piece on a dreary day 

And when the sun is shining down 

On this little mining town 

People come from miles around 

To see the funny snarling clowns 

But not you 

You were the one I liked best 

You were the grooviest dressed 

The only loony left in town 

And he was the one who persecuted Jews 

And anybody different 

He's got a gun that he's not afraid to use 

On anybody with them 

On the run 'coz he sexually abused 

The devils latest signing 

The center forward with the Swastika tattoos 

Between the hours of twelve and two 

The nagging doubts will come to you 

Be paranoid parents 'coz they're after your kids 

You don't know what an Aryan master race is 

They'll plant the seeds that will grow in time 

And start the disease that will poison their minds 

Fill them up with hatred and dress them up in robes 

You know how the story goes 

We've got one Mississippi 

Two Mississippis, three Mississippis 

Four Mississippis, five Mississippis, six Mississippis burning 

We've got seven Mississippis, eight Mississippis 

Nine Mississippis, ten Mississippis 

Eleven Mississippis, twelve Mississippis 

Burning, burning, burning 

Burning down on this little mining town 

Where people come from miles around 

To see the funny snarling clowns 

But not you 

You were the one I liked best 

You were the grooviest dressed 

The only loony that's left in town