Shoppers' Paradise Lyrics - Singles - Carter The Unstoppable Sex Machine

Ground floor Shoppers' Paradise 

Haberdashery, needles, spoons and knives 

Knuckle dusters, glass jaws and wooden hearts 

Spend your money girls, on sprays and lipsticks 

Tested on bunnies, girls, strays and misfits 

Ozone friendly rape alarms, for those blinding dates 

Another summer of hate 

It's the top shop for the tired and rundown 

Going up for the final comedown 

First and second floors, third and fourth world wars 

We've got a free pair of flares with every hip replacement 

Just take the stairs to the bargain basement 

Babies bottles full of a milk, of human kindness 

Its ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls 

The big shop is open, it's a wonderful world 

Top floor Shoppers' Paradise 

We've got a drunk Father Christmas and the Anti-Christ 

It's nothing of value, there's no V.A.T. 

We're going a shopping [Incomprehensible] 

We take Visa, Access, American Express 

Patched up, hand me down, second to next best 

Clothes for all ages, mothers and babies 

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls 

The big shop is open, it's a wonderful world 

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls 

The big shop is open, it's a wonderful world 

Going down for all the things you missed 

All the love, peace and happiness that don't exist 

We've got encyclopedia's, we've got pic 'n' mix 

We got a government freezer full of benefits 

A children's assortment, we're bigger than Hamley's 

Cabbage patch orphans from Sylvanian families 

Carpets, linoleum, holy petroleum 

Kamikaze killers, little Hitlers and Napoleons 

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls 

The big shop is open and the world is wonderful 

Wonderful, wonderful, wonderful