Medicine Ball Lyrics - Relapse - Eminem

Oh my goodness! What have I done? 

Oh no! I can't believe it. 

It's like... I've got the whole world, in my palms 

and I'm ready to (drop bombs) 

Welcome to the Slim Shady mecca rebeca 

It's the village in New York right next to the Tribeca 

It's my sector, homosexual dissector 

Come again, rewind selector 

I said nice rectum, I had a vasectomy Hector 

So you can't get pregnant if I bisexually wreck ya 

Hannibal Lecter in the guy section I bet ya 

I tantalize ya and in less than 5 seconds I get ya 

They say once bitten and twice shy well I'm 

Next to the guy with nine ecstasy pills and five extra 

Boxes of ribbed condoms in quantities why yes sir 

I took the rest of the Lunesta pills from my dresser 

It's my kind of vibe, what else should I try Lester? 

Drop kick the bitch before her second trimester 

Performed a home abortion with Dexter than I guess I'll 

Dig a fetus out with a wire hanger then digest her 

Related 

11 Delicious Misheard Lyrics About Food 

Watch Cardi B Joins James Corden For Carpool Karaoke 

Ariana Grande Adds Her Own Verse To "Last Christmas" 

I guess it's time for you to hate me again 

Let's begin, now hand me the pen 

How should I begin it and where does it all end 

The world is just my medicine ball, you're all in 

(I said) I guess it's time for you to hate me again 

Let's begin, now hand me the pen 

How should I begin it and where does it all end 

My medicine ball, you're in my medicine ball friends 

All my west side bitches throw it up 

Put a balloon inside your pussy, queef and blow it up 

Man I think that he just fell off the deep end sho' enough 

So you better change the station to keep from throwing up 

Man you seen it all before you're all too familiar with it 

There's a penis on floor and two balls so you know who did it 

You know you with it girl don't front oh no you didn't 

I won't rape all the Pussycat Dolls, Nicole you kidding? 

I'll pee on Rihanna see man, I do what I wanna 

Spray perfume in the sauna room crazy gluin' Madonna 

To the lazy boy sofa fold her in two and sit on her 

Imagine visual for that man who would've thought I 

Could ever be such a relentless prick unleashing his vengeance 

But the chick so old she looks like she outlived a life sentence 

I never meant this, rhyme to be so offensive 

If you weren't so defensive it wouldn't be, you're so sensitive 

Check Out 

Refresh Your Christmas Playlist With These 10 Modern Holiday Tracks 

Songs You Love If You Love Nerds 

From MetroLyrics to You: Our Classic Christmas Playlist 

18 Non-Traditional Yet Perfect Wedding Songs 

I guess it's time for you to hate me again 

Let's begin, now hand me the pen 

How should I begin it and where does it all end 

The world is just my medicine ball, you're all in 

(I said) I guess it's time for you to hate me again 

Let's begin, now hand me the pen 

How should I begin it and where does it all end 

My medicine ball, you're in my medicine ball, friends 

Put Christopher Reeves on a unicycle with a kickstand 

Kick it up and push him and lead him right in the quicksand 

Here you need a hand big man? Grab hold of this branch 

With both hands but they don't understand I'm just a sick man 

Now everybody's pissed at me like it's my fault 

His name rhymes with so many different words geez 

So one last time Mr. Christopher Reeves 

Won't you brake it down for me and just spit the verse please 

Eminem I'm coming to kill you Inhale 

I always hated you and I still do 

You'll never fill my shoes my superman costume Inhale 

Doesn't even fit you 

They don't feel you 

You're taking this shit too far Inhale 

Who do you think you are? 

Hang up my suit up in the armoire 

Everyday I hate you more and more 

Throw down the cardboard 

Let's break dance if you think you're hardcore 

I guess it's time for you to hate me again 

Let's begin, now hand me the pen 

How should I begin it and where does it all end 

The world is just my medicine ball, you're all in 

(I said) I guess it's time for you to hate me again 

Let's begin, now hand me the pen 

How should I begin it and where does it all end 

My medicine ball, you're in my medicine ball, friends 

The world is mine