Same Song & Dance Lyrics - Relapse - Eminem

Yo, same song and dance 

Damn girl, everywhere I go, same song and dance 

I like the way you move, all over the globe 

Same song and dance, somethin' about it, man 

Same song and dance, 'In The Pale Moonlight' 

I'm lookin' at ya, yeah girl, you're kind of tookin' back 

By the whole rapper thing, aren't ya? 

Probably thinkin' you'll get slapped so dang hard 

Ya won't even be able to stand up straight, aren't ya? 

Couple rape charges, people think you're a monster 

The police constantly buggin' ya non-stop 

I walk up on ya, well, "Hello Tonya 

I think ya' got your OnStar button inside your car stuck" 

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You outta gas, do you got the flat? 

I would hate for you to be stranded at the laundromat 

I got your back, why don't you put your laundry baskets in the back 

And sit up front, I'm not askin', it's a trap 

You just got jacked and body snatched and it's a rap 

In broad day with no mask for this attack 

I heard 'em say, exact opposites attract 

If that's a fact, it'll take task force to get you back 

Yeah baby, do that dance 

It's the last dance you'll ever get the chance to do 

Girl, shake that ass, you ain't ever gonna break that glass 

The windshield's too strong for you 

I said, yeah baby, sing that song 

It's the last song you'll ever get the chance to sing 

You sexy little thing, show me what you got, give it your all 

Look at you bawl, why you cryin' to me? Same song and dance 

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The first victim I had, she was a big one 

Big movie star, a party girl, big fun 

She was the girl the media always picked on 

In and out of rehab, every four to six months 

She was always known for little pranks and slick stunts 

And Nickelodeon flashed her little kids once 

What an event it was, I was sittin' in front 

I was hooked in it, the first glimpse of them buns 

Seen her back stage, now here's where I come in, son 

Look here she comes, I better pull out the big guns 

Hello Lindsay, you're lookin' a little thin, hun' 

How 'bout a ride to rehab, get in, cunt 

It's startin' off on the wrong foot is what I didn't want 

Girl, I'm just kiddin', let me start over again, hun' 

See what I meant was, we should have a little intervention 

Come with me to Brighton, let me relieve your tension 

You little wench, murder wasn't my intention 

If I wanted to kill you it would've already been done 

Slowly she gets in and I begin to lynch her 

With sixty six inches of extension cord 

Yeah baby, do that dance 

It's the last dance you'll ever get the chance to do 

Girl, shake that ass, you ain't ever gonna break that glass 

The windshield's too strong for you 

I said, yeah baby, sing that song 

It's the last song you'll ever get the chance to sing 

You sexy little thing, show me what you got, give it your all 

Look at you bawl, why you cryin' to me? Same song and dance 

My second victim was even bigger than the first 

Pop star, icon, the whole works 

She played a little schoolgirl when she first burst upon the scene 

And seen that the world was hers 

She twirls and turns and flirts in skirts so bad, it hurts 

It irked me and made me mad at first 

I lashed out through my songs but what was really goin' on 

Was that I had developed a crush 

I just didn't know how to tell it to her 

Should I cut off one of my ears and mail it to her? 

Send her pictures of my collections of skeletons 

Of footage of me impalin' myself on an elephant tusk? 

We'll settle this once and for all, I'ma tell her at dusk 

Tonight, tonight is the night and tell her I must 

Creep up to her mansion in stilettos and just 

Climb the gate and ring the bell like, "Hello, my love 

I just picked your prescription for Seroquel up" 

Now would you like to share a pill or two with me? 

I'll share my Valium with you 'cause I'm feelin' you, Britney 

I'll trade you a blue one for a pink one 

Ever since a schoolgirl juvenile delinquent 

I've been feelin' you, ooh, ooh girl, you sexy little gal 

You hold that pill any longer it'll get sentimental value 

Come on, toots, give me the Valium alleyoop 

I'll slam dunk it in your mouth 'til you puke 

And just as soon you pass out in your alphabet soup 

I'm 'bout to make a new outfit out of you 

New outfit? Shit, I'll make a suit out of you 

Shoot, now show me how you move, baby, do how ya do 

Yeah baby, do that dance 

It's the last dance you'll ever get the chance to do 

Girl, shake that ass, you ain't ever gonna break that glass 

The windshield's too strong for you 

I said, yeah baby, sing that song 

It's the last song you'll ever get the chance to sing 

You sexy little thing, show me what you got, give it your all 

Look at you bawl, why you cryin' to me? Same song and dance 

Same kickin' and screamin', same cryin' and sobbin' 

Same song and dance 

Same diggin' and pleadin', same yellin' and bleedin' 

Same song and dance 

Yeah, same song and dance 

I know, same song and dance