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Mama hollers "Supper time,. And don't make me tell you twice. Wash your hands and wipe your face.. The table's no place for your toys,. And try to use your inside voice,.
We ran into trouble scamming for oil. The whole Middle East is coming to a boil. It's the Muslims and Kurds, Bedouin herds. Palestinians and Arabs and Jews in the news.
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If your jobs about to kill ya, but you cant afford to quit it. The best advice that I can give ya is drink more beer. When your truck keeps overheatin'.
I remember way back when i was just a boy,. goin places with my mom and dad,. It used to scare me to death, how momma used to act. after six or seven beers she's had..
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Deer hunting's real popular where I live. Y'all deer around here. A lot of ya deer hunt, what do ya use to kill a deer with here. Gun, car, gun. You people do shit different in Charllote. See, ya sit out in a big old camouflauge buick going there he is. Start it up real slow. A guy the other night hollered out a stick, you know you gotta be a bad son of a bitch to kill a deer with a stick. He said I was out in the bushes, I left my damn gun in the truck, a deer snuck up on me, I grabbed a stick and I beat the shit out of him. I had to ride that fucker for a mile, I killed his ass though, I ripped one of his horns off and stabbed him with that son of a bitch. Got a friend who hunts where I live, he's one of them guys that has them Vietnam flashbacks, he ain't never been in Vietnam. Fucker is crazy, if you go hunting with him you walk into the woods, get down I smell him! What the hell do you smell? I smell deer, get down. You smell deer shit, you're laying in it. He looked at me and said if we don't kill a deer lets go snake hunting. Fuck that! I don't even like seeing them by accident, I don't want to go look for the damn thing. You ever hear somebody say You see a snake off in the woods be still, he'll bite your ass if you move. Anybody ever just stood there when you seen a snake. Told him there are two movements, a ball movement and a physical movement. Shit and run. Catch mate! He killed a snake and he's cutting it up in little pieces and I go, now what the hell are you doing now? He goes we gonna eat. No, we ain't..
Dear Penthouse. Rodney Carrington. . Dear Penthouse: Im a freshman at a small Midwestern university. And I never thought something like this could happen to me.
I saw her sittin' in a barroom in that smokey atmosphere. She smiled back at me as I drank down one last beer. She pulled me on the dancefloor and we danced a song or two.
This song I'm gonna share with you It's called a letter to my penis y'all. Dear penis, I don't think I like you anymore. You used to watch me shave, now all you do is stare at the floor.
I saw her sittin' in a barroom in that smokey atmosphere. She smiled back at me as I drank down one last beer. She pulled me on the dancefloor and we danced a song or two.
Found these in a box at the bus stop. My name's at the bottom. But I'm nowhere to be found. I really get around they say... . So I take these sightless creatures home.
It's your bicycle bells. And your Rembrandt swells. You're children like. And still breathing. It's your look of loss. When you're coming across. Makes me feel like a thief.
I'm a dreaming man. Yes that's my problem. (Dreaming man). I can't tell when I'm. Not being real. In the meadow dusk. I park my Aerostar. (Dreaming man).
In the wintertime keep your feet warm. But keep your clothes on and don't forget me. Keep your memories. But keep your powder dry too. . In the summer by the poolside.
So suddenly the madness came. With its whiskered, wolven, ether pangs. He locked the door. And shut the blinds. He laid down on the floor and he slept like iron.