Neden Game

"Let's meet contestant number one. He's a skitsofrantic, serial killer clown. Who says, "woman love his sexy smile". Let's find out if his charm will work on Sharon.

Never Had It Made

First I was born young and healthy. I told my mother one day I'd be wealthy. Can't forget my first day at school. Got stabbed in the head with a pencil, but it's cool.

News At 6 O'clock

Bloody naked bodies in the streets stuck with knives. Beaten battered wives strangled, popped out they eyes. Terror levels on the rise, drugs friends are takin lives on the....

My Kind Of Bitch

My kind of bitch ain't like your bitch. 'cause my bitch don't bitch at all. My bitch don't blink, she don't even think. About money or fuckin mall. . My kind of bitch don't fix her hair.

My Funhouse

Rich boy's in trouble. Car broke down on a drive through the ghetto. All the weird people, you gotta get the fuck out. Need to use the phone, step into my funhouse.

My Homie Baby Mama

I don't know. She ain't even looking that good. (kinda fat). Even so, i think i'd probably fuck her if i could. (kinda fat like that). It's just sumpthin bout the way her titties swing around. (boing).

My Axe

(Violent J). I love my Faygo, I love pills, Shaggy,. I love my buddies, my hatchetman but I love my axe. . (Violent J). My axe is my buddy, I bring him when I walk,.

My Fun House

Rich boy's in trouble. Car broke down on a drive through the ghetto. All the weird people, you gotta get the fuck out. Need to use the phone, step into my funhouse.

Murder Rap

Murder, Murder, Murder

[Monoxide Child]. First I plan my escape.. Nothin on papes and live the scene without a trace.. I'm lookin dead in her face.. But she dont see me Im unoticed..

Mrsesame Seed - Violent J And Abk

(intro). "naw man not this mother fuk ass.". "dont let him light it up.". "no man we tight you go ahead and smoke that all to yourself dawg". (verse).

Murder Go Round

What can I say man I hit him with the brick. Killed the little prick him and his chick. Tried to be slick but you ain't slinky. You're brinky you're dinky you suck my twinkie.

Mr. Johnson's Head

[Violent J]. Sitting in the class with my head on the desk. Teacher's trying to talk but I could give a fuck less. I'm staring at the freak that I know I'm in love with.

Mr. Johnsons Head (remix)

[Violent J]. Sitting in the class with my head on the desk. Teacher's trying to talk but I could give a fuck less. I'm staring at the freak that I know I'm in love with.

Mrrotten Treats

Um well J that was an interesting Halloween Story. Um anybody else have another. Halloween story they'de like to share with the class?. I have another one. Well you have just told your story J.

Mr. Happy

Rub baby oil on your buttcheeks and slide on the counter. Boys and girls, everybody gather around, all in together now. Wheeeeee!. I love you, I love you, (dance with me, dance with me) I love you (shake ya little butt, shake ya butt, come on).

Mom Song - Violent J

[Violent J]. . This is for mom. Miss Linda Harwood. Miss Cathy Hill. This is for you.. . I respect my mother. With every step I take. She was there for my first step.

Mexico City

Que necesitas marijuana? lucas? cuetes? banko?. . Aqui tenemos de todo. . Aqui en MEXICO! (mexican cry). . Mexico city (city). A place you can go. And live your life in the low.

Miracles

If magic is all we've ever know. Then it's easy to miss what really goes on. But I've seen miracles in every way. And I see miracles everyday. Oceans spanning beyond my sight.

Mental Warp

Staring at the ceiling, the roof has a face. It's telling me I don't belong with the human race. He's askin me to join him, in eternal sleep. I give him my soul, my body he can keep.