Northern Birds

This is a national service announcement for all men. If you go to Bolton. If you go to Manchester. Or crewe. Newcastle, or Scarborough. York, or Scunthorp, Bradford, Barnsley too.

Nothing At All

It's amazing how pretty you looked on that night,. Your skirt was so short and your top was so tight.. I bought you a drink and we danced on the floor,.

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Snippets

I can't tie my laces. I don't play the flute. My car is an automatic. I can't paint my nails. I never applaud. I'm not very good at Twister. And when my laptop crashes.

The Disney Song

A couple of weeks ago now. The kids had a big surprise.. They turned on the cartoon network. And couldn't believe their eyes.. The animals on the cartoons.

The Drugs Song

There's Aspirin, Adrenaline & also Aminophylline,. Amphetamine, Adenosine, Augmentin & Rifampicin,. Amoxicillin, Penicillin, Heparin & Warfarin. & Oestrogen, Progestagen & Canesten & Chloroquine.

Your Baby

Can you see, that's baby's heart beating there on the monitor.. And look there are it's little arms and it's little legs.. Um, I'm not quite sure what that bit is, no..

Big Star

I work at the Big Star on old 405. I make 6 bucks an hour and I work steady nights. Well it might not be much but it's all that I need. In that little glass booth in that highway to dreams.

Blue Corvette

Grandpa met Grandma back in 1962. He's still got that picture of them in that car blue. And he tells these stories about living life and love. About them against the world and never giving up, he said.

City Boy's Dream

I dreamt last night I was far away. Where coyotes howl and cotton woods sway. Casting shadows in firelight. A cowboy moon burns so bright. . And I don't care if it's rain or shine.

Could Have Fooled Me

Could I Just Be Me

She was beautiful, on my best day I was average.. She was a goddess and I didn't have a prayer.. So how does a boy like me get through to a girl like her, way up there?.

Crazy Days

Baby, lets take a drive, top down. Underneath the Carolina sky. We can watch the fireflies. Try to outshine the stars. . I wanna lay a blanket down. Find a way back.

Don't Look The Other Way

I remember Dad and I. Stopped the car one rainy night. To help a stranger fix a flat. And get on his way. . And I said, Daddy ,do you know that man. Was he one of your friends?.

Don't Think So

Has there ever been a moment so good?. Has there ever been a morning so bright?. You know the whole world looks different. Since I found you. . Before we touched was I really alive?.

Down The Road

i see your tears. i hear your words. girl, i feel how much this hurts. i know you can't, see it now,. but i promise you, somehow. . its gonna be beautiful.

End Of This Road

Two thousand miles of blacktop. One hundred medium coffee cups. Seven lonely sunsets. That could almost make you cry. . Late night gospels on the radio.

Facts Of Life

Long ago my daddy spoke up. He said son I think you're old enough. so pull up a chair and shit down here with me. . I thought I knew what was coming next.

Half Past Loving You

I'm getting there yeah. I got a ways to go. But I'm getting there. The memories don't hurt like before. I'm getting there. I'm getting there. . It's half past loving you.

Horseshoes

Sittin' on the front porch. Rockin' on the porch swing. Waylon on the radio. Listen to the crickets sing. Hi yi yippi yi. Yippi yi yeah. . While the sun shines.