Rico

S.w.m.

I'm kinda desperate.. You might have sensed it. From the tone of my voice.. It's a disaster.. I got no answers.. I'm kinda left with no choice.. . I'm doing lotsa nothings.

Pizza Tran (she Delivers)

Medium cheese, she is glad to take my order. Long long way from that Lao-Viet border. She fled the jungle, the evil Viet Cong. Pizza Tran, orange county is where you belong.

Play That Country Tuba, Cowboy

Play that country tuba, cowboy.. Play that country tuba, cowboy.. Play that country tuba, play that country tuba.. Play that country tuba, cowboy.. . Well musicians' stories have made the rounds.

People That Are Going To Hell

Phone Machine

Hello, no one can get to the phone right now so I'm so sorry I missed your call. I'll see you on Sunday. Good-bye, I love you.. But,. if this is you,.

Pirate's Life

Nothing's Going To Ruin My Holiday

Oi To The World

Ok

Hey buddy how you doin' today?. Thanks a lot buddy I'm doin' OK.. How bout you, you doin' all right?. Well I got into a fight my girl left last night..

My Special Moment

This is my special moment. Don't question me or disagree. I know that I have earned this. Damn it I deserve this. Do not fuck with me it's my special time.

N I M B Y

The city council met last night the vote was one to six Denying access to our. town by TV's "G.E. Smith" The Mayor cited nightmares had by his daughter.

Nothing Is Going To Ruin My Holiday

This is going to be the best Christmas ever.. . Everything this year's been a disaster. But I won't let it bother me at all. Nothing's going to bring me down,.

My Girlfriend's Dead

My Neck, My Back

I'm a gonna get my worker's comp check.. I'm a gonna buy you lots of food.. I'm a gonna drop some bricks on my head.. I'm a gonna be laid up for good..

My Brother Is Gay

Christmas 1994, not like the year before.. We didn't want to know.. Buried our heads in the snow.... Looking back it was obvious to everyone.. But then again he's not just anyone..

My First Christmas As A Woman

With Christmas upon us it's time to be honest. and follow my dreams and to face. a life of delusion and gender confusion. no longer will be the case. .

My First Xmas, As A Woman

Money's Not An Issue

Moving Up