Maybe She's Right

You promised you could never take what's mine. You told me love was never hard to find. The way you cross your legs the stockings really blow my mind.

Love To Sleep

She doesn't miss much.. She never stays too long.. She'll read you like the morning paper.. Everybody loves her.. Attentions like a drug.. . Should you run across her,.

Little Star

Are you here to debate me, are you here to waste my time?. The sun's coming up and you've worn me down.. I see you're trying to hate me,. you can try all you want but I'm on your mind..

Wade

One day I went to get Wade.. But Wade was at the diner drinking beer.. He was probably having sex, too, on the counter with the cash register.. I couldn't find Wade because he's too hairy to see, and my beer is really big..

Kiss Me

You say "It's not so easy". She says "It's not too bad". You give a little love and it comes right back like the best you've had. She whispers, "Are you lonely, cause I'm lonely too".

Scrotum Science Neck

I attend a school called South Davie Middle School.. In my fourth period class I have a teacher, a science teacher.. His name is Mr. Callison.. Now I'd like to take some time and describe his complexion..

Killing Time

Hes losing the girl now. His feelings overwhelm her soul. But nobody told her. Thats not always such a bad thing. It started in whispers. Came in when she had a man.

Kidnap The Sandy Claws

I wanna do it. Let's draw straws. Jack said we should work together. Three of a kind. Birds of a feather. Now and forever. La, la, la, la, la. . Kidnap the Sandy Claws, lock him up real tight.

Masturbate

Masturbation.. Self ejaculation.. It helps all blood circulation.. You will need hand-eye coordination.. Because it has lots of vibration.. In math you'll work equations..

It's Just Begun

Someone's gonna fall in love in here tonight. Someone's gonna let their guard down one last time. Maybe they once locked eyes, perhaps they just decide.

Devil In Your Vagina Hair

(C. Stephenson). How did my mind evolve. into this question. How did the alphabet. become these words?. How did these words. become this sentence?. How did this song float into your head?.

I Don't Want To Fall In Love

I would like to tell you. I would like to say. That I knew that this would happen. That things would go this way. . But I cannot deceive you. This was never planned.

Bad Bananas

Beer!. I love drinking beer. Really good beer.. And all types of alcoholic beverages.. Beer!. I really like drinking beer!. Most beer is real good, except for when it's warm..

I Don't Wanna Fall In Love

I would like to tell you, I would like to say. That I knew that this would happen. That things would go this way. But I cannot deceive you, this was never planned.

Holiday Song

The holidays come, you find yourself alone again. It's such a striking reminder. And Valentine's come with no return address. You can't find her. . It seems like April Fool's.

First, Love

Disconnect

Faces have trouble smiling. When it's less than a merry affair. When you communicate through the writing on the wall. There's no love for you there. .

Checking Out

She's like a ghost to me. Drifting slowly. Never wanting to stay. Anticipation growing. . Blacked out with access for eyes. They won't lead you to answers.

Broken Promises For Broken Hearts

Pay attention my love 'cause it's over. At the tip of my tongue is the price you weren't willing to pay. Still this is something akin to a breakdown. And your impression of a woman supposed to be easy to see.

Black Liner Run

Run run run would you wear that black liner baby. . Run run run. Run run run. . I read your every entry. I read your secrets and didn't sleep. They say you'll never let me see your face.