McTavish worked the factory a common workin' lad. Not much to look forward to 'cept drink and being bad. He'd show up at the bar and spend his money on the booze.
A Scotsman clad in kilt left the bar one evening fair. And one could tell by how he walked he'd drunk more than his share. He staggered on until he could no longer keep his feet.
talking 'bout a girl with long green hair. commin' up down from oklahom-a. we told her to run but instead she stayed. she's lookin' so good and she does good books.
Someone just yesterday morning. Walked up to me and they said. Sing me a song about Roses. And Ill be your friend for life.. #2. I softly whispered my Darling.
i will go back to my homeland. to the land where i long to be. i will go back now to my homeland. to the land that's now a calling me. . [Chorus:]. it's no more my step will wander.
Do I remember not so many years ago. Me & the young McKenzies skulkin' at the whisky store. Just wee nippers (sippers) much too young to buy a dram. We came up with a daring plan & pulled a whisky scam.
go on get lost & join a punkrock band. quit your school, give up your job. and live in a stinky van. they won't let you take it easy. you don't wanna get it slow.
O flower of Scotland. When will we see, your like again. That fought and died for. Your wee bit hill, and glen. And stood against them. Proud Edward's army.
i recall back in '79 i was just a wee kid livin' in a dive. didn't drink, didn't dance, didn't ever smoke hash. but it changed when i heard the clash.
CHORUS:. . Thank God it's Christmas. The best time of the year. Thank God it's Christmas. Let's drink a fucking beer. . Thank God it's Christmas. Get out the mistletoe.
you make me feel like my first hangover. you're touchin' me like the very worst time. an' i feel nothin' for tomorrows pain. and i've learned my lesson....again.
I've just come back from the Isle of Skye. Im no very big and I'm awful shy. And the lassies shout when I go by. "Donald where's yer troosers". . A lassie took me to a ball.
up over the hills lads, there's nothing to fear. there's a pub they say across the way. with whisky and beer. it's a lengthy journey on the way up. to the top.
off to the harbour, under drungeon in the morning. i've got a press gang looking after me.. i'll awaken sometime on the morrow.. by then we'll be a league away te sea..
Now there's a wicked way ta party that cha gotta know. Ye need a little bit a rhythm and a lotta go. If ye wanna go out I can't wait to go. . Now to Ceilidh right need a bright light shine.
Come cowe me Minne come cowe me. Come cowe me Minne come cowe me. The hair o' my arse's grown intae me bum. & they canna figure oot wha' te' do wi' me.
Talkin' 'bout the bitch, she's givin' me the twitch. So powerful & regal on her throne. A two bit whore, she won't let go. Hey, what 're we gonna do 'cos she won't leave us alone.
And if you want to find 'em, you kin find 'em in the pub. . Early in the morning into the dead of night. They're closin' down the bar and screamin' about our rights.
We were schooner rigged and rakish with a long and lissome hull. And we flew the pretty colors of the crossbones and the skull. Wed a big black Jolly Roger flappin grimly at the fore.
She's got a hunt punt cuddie!. It's not a cuddy puddy; it's a cuddie puddie hunt. . Auld Mrs. Hunt had a hunt punt cuddie. Not a cuddy puddy, but a cuddie puddie hunt.