Don't Try This At Home

You don't wanna know. Just what I know. And you don't wanna go. To where I tend to go. I know my way around. The oldest kid in town. Just watch me as I roam.

Does It Look Like I Give A Fuck

Lots of advice. To be nice. Lots of advice. To be nice. . Ask yourself. Ask yourself. Ask yourself. Ask yourself. . Does it look like I give a fuck. Does it look like I give a fuck.

Do The Jimmy

A punk band was playing in a pub. Jimmy was there and so was I. He was drunk as he always is. So drunk that he had some fun. . The fucking bouncer threw him out.

Do Not Try This At Home

Dinga Linga Lena

Dagen som idag e en regnig dag. Ja en dag som e bra ha. Hr sitter jag flummar in i tankarna. E de synd eller lika bra. . Utan ta p mej gr jag ner igen.

Dick Of The Week

I'm a jerk. Yeah, I'm a mofo. I go beserk. Yeah, I go loco. And you know I'll never be. this, or any, months' employee. . Dick of the week. Dick, dick, dick of the week.

Desto In Ms. Fiat

Desto in Ms Fiat and her flesh is burnin'. And her eyeballs are cookin'. Yet you can't even pry her offa his dick. Desto in Ms Fiat and he's cool as death.

Dee Dee Ramone

Am I on heroin. Am I on dope. Chinese rocks. Gotta go 'n cop. . Dee Dee Ramone. . East 53rd. Corner of Third. Wantin' glue. Or carbona, not you. From West Berlin.

Come Cum, Cum Came

Friday night I wont get laid. Friday night I can't get off. Fingers mouth aint no use. Cum ca-come ca-come ca-come came. . Come cum, cum came. . Friday night I feel like shit.

Citizens Arrest

You're busted. It's a citizens arrest.

Chicken Mcidiot

Quarter pounder cheese. Inedible!. Big Mac and french fries. Inedible!. That shit ain't good enough for me. It ain't good enough for me. That crap ain't good enough for me.

Call Me Bastard

Take a tip from chairman Mao. Wow! What a guy. Josef Stalin was ahead of his time. Yeah! Webbed toe. The manifesto gets written here. Yeah! Yeah!. . Why, why, why, why do they call me bastard?.

Britpop Sucks

It all started with Beatles and that kind of shit. But after a while it got even worse. When Oasis and Blur took over the british scene. Then it really, really, really sucked.

Born In The Usa (part Two)

Didn't pledge allegiance to the red, white and blue. I didn't pig out On mom's apple pie. I wasn't born on the 4th of July. I wasn't born on the 4th of July.

Born Drunk

I was born as a man without any fun. But alcohol made made my body run. After my first drink I was thrilled. All the borin' times got killed. . Born drunk - I don't care.

Badass Rockin'

Hard, fast, stupid. Stupid, fast, hard. . You know you, I know me. We'll never get no fuckin' college degree. . Whoa, ohoh. Time for some badass rockin'.

Att Duga Eller Inte Duga Till

Vx upp! Tror du jag bryr mej ett dugg?. Du suger kuk p burger kings mugg. Mste styra upp mej, tjna massa flis. Skit ner dej din gris. . r inte 25 - Nej.

Amused By Dad

Dogs don't like me. Cats hate me. Mom doesn't feed me. And dad fucks me. . And I like it. . Let me be abused. Let me be seduced. Let me be amused. Let me be abused.

A'n'r Man

A'N'R man is fuckin' my girl. A'N'R man is fuckin' my friends. A'N'R man so damn busy. A'N'R man's a fuckin' sissy. . A'N'R man is an anal man. . A'N'R man, an A'N'R man.

666

I am a bad guy. Not nice I'm mean to you. . 666 is my name. 666 is my number. 666 hey gimme a ring. 666 is my name. . School kids I kill them. I rape I'm here for you.