61. Gobsmacked

Outside the pub. Smack you in the gob. Get four long years. In Wormwood Scrubs. Put me in a ring. Fit me with gloves. I get money and fame. For doing what I love.

60. Isn't It Horrible?

Oh isn't it horrible?. I can't look. He fell on the ski-jump. And he's not getting up. The car he was driving. Just blew a tire. Oh isn't it horrible?.

6. The Bowler's Botha, The Batsman's Gooch

Gooch, you're scum, it's as simple as that. Defending white oppression, battling for Apartheid. Blinded by the Krugerands. Ignoring all the shanty towns.

59. Graham Hill

For twenty years Graham Hill. Risking life and limb. Drove the circuits of the world. And they said it would kill him. "Going so fast is a fine way to win.

58. Frickley

Frickley in South Yorkshire, a small mining town. Where once the riot coppers beat the pickets to the ground. Has a football team, and a stand full of fans.

57. In Praise Of Sumo

Like two gigantic Buddhas. Someone carved from jelly. Huge yet nimble. Strong yet gentle. They pace the sawdust circle. No flicker of emotion. Huge yet nimble.

56. Changing Gears

From the deepest to the highest. Battling for the yellow vest. Changing gears rapidly. Ten seconds to change a wheel. King of the Mountains. Queen of the flats.

55. Ashes To Ashes

The bowler's running in, the batsman lights a fag. He keeps a packet handy and it's lodged inside his pad. Because it's written in his contract that after every over.

54. The Englishman Abroad

Mad dogs and Englishmen go out in the midday sun. Taking on the locals, every man jack of 'em. Stupid, drunken, gobby toughs. No excuse is good enough.

53. For Those Of You Watching In Black And White

Now he's going for the grey ball. Into the top left pocket. A touch off the slightly darker grey ball. And he's snookered behind the grey ball. Oh, he's going for the grey ball.

52. Where Did The Chinaman Go?

Where did the chinaman go?. Where did the chinaman go?. Bowled out of favor when the paceman move in. As pitches got faster with no turn or spin. "Bowl faster, bowl at him, bowl bodyline.

51. Lost In Rome

That Thompson and Cram both lost in Rome. Was no surprise, when one thinks. Of all the rubbish they consumed. Those cereals and drinks. Lured by big advertising deals.

50. Forgotten

Old, old limbs move slowly now. Up and down stairs from bed to chair. A balsa puppet struggles to remember. Cheering crowds and famous victories. That was a full life.

5. Benefits Of The Game

Whilst Robson plays his Sharp CD. And Beardsley paints his lounge "hint of green". And the big clubs dream of a Superleague. Of Keegan's "reasonable" three thousand a week.

49. Armchair Sport

When Grandstand's finished, and Sport On Two. And there's nothing much left to do. Too lazy to leave the armchair. Can only manage to plug in the computer.

48. All's Well At Oakwell

From Upton Park to the Baseball Ground. From Old Trafford to Anfield Road. It's the same old story if you're disabled. Just token gestures, no real facilities.

47. Sweet F.a.

In the light of the ignorance and misplaced fear. Of the panicked bosses of the Football League. It isn't surprising that hugging and kissing. Are banned on account of the threat of AIDS.

46. Sports

When racing fast it's easy enough. To make a wrong decision. Just be sure that when you crash. You're on television. You're on television. You're on television.

Where Evil Dwells (richard Ramirez)

[SONGS & LYRICS BY TATSU MIKAMI]. . ANGRY WHITE MALE'S REVEL. HUNGRY FOR YOUR PAIN. MAKE YOU BLEED IJUST WANT TO. AT MY FEET, YOU'LL DIE. . ANGRY WHITE MALE KILLER.

War Is Our Destiny