Alone In The Universe Lyrics - Singles - Jon Lajoie

We're floating in space on the edge of time 

In a universe that we can't define 

Billions of stars in the endless night 

Try to find purpose for our lives 

Yet we still take the time (we still take the time) 

Yes we always take the time 

To masturbate oohhh 

To milk the snake 

Girls do the taco hand shake 

I'm gonna hold my sausage hostage, tonight 

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Whether you're English, French, Japanese, or German 

Whether you're at home or at a movie with Pee Wee Herman 

We all take matters into our own hands 

With the five finger army we invade our pants 

We'd all be doing time (yes we'd all be doing time) 

If it was a crime 

To masturbate oohhh 

To pull the hand brake 

To play vagina DJ 

She's gonna play country on the clitar, tonight 

He burps his baby 

She's putting on a puppet show 

Our genitals are Juliet 

Our hands are Romeo 

He chokes his chicken 

She tickles her camel toe 

Our genitals are Ju... 

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[That Marisa Tomei is hot] 

Our genitals are Juliet 

Our hands are Romeo 

I'm gonna play ball on team penis, tonight