High As Fuck Lyrics - Singles - Jon Lajoie

Have you ever watched the sun go down? 

And you're thinking bout' the world spinning round 

Have you ever been high as fuck? 

You're in the bathroom mirror talking to yourself 

And your dog's looking at you like you need help 

Have you ever been high as fuck? 

And then you feel your heart pumping really fast 

And you're convinced that you're gonna have a heart attack 

Have you ever been high as fuck? 

You close your eyes and you're on a chicken farm 

The only problem's that the chickens have human arms 

You say "that's fucked up, why do the chickens have human arms?" 

You need snacks so you walk to the corner store 

But you're scared because you think that they will know you're high 

So you walk around the block to buy some time 

You finally decide to go into the store 

But you're so high you don't know why you're there anymore 

So you just buy a pack of gum and get the hell out of there 

You're walking home and you're mouth is dry 

You should have bought some juice and snacks 

But you were too high 

Thinking 'bout ketchup chips 

And for some reason the game battleship 

And you start thinking about how fun it was to play games 

like battleship when you were a kid 

and how, as we get older we forget how to play and just to enjoy ourselves 

so you say "Guess What? I'm gonna make up a game right now 

and it involves a baseball bat and a porcupine 

and I'm gonna try to kill a porcupine with a baseball bat 

but then you don't know where to find a porcupine so 

you do a search on ebay but people don't sell porcupines on the internet 

and you say "Guess what world?" you've got me cornered again 

I'm gonna roll another joint 

You ever eat a whole bag of crackers that were so old 

That they weren't crispy anymore? 

Have you ever been high... as fuck? 

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