Birthday Song Lyrics - Singles - Jon Lajoie

Its yout birthday today 

What does that mean? 

I guess I'll try to explain 

That 5 years ago on this day 

It was the first timeyour parents saw your beautiful face 

And 9 months before thatmagical day 

Your dad probably took your mom out on a date 

And they were having a good time 

They were dancing and grinking wine 

Happy birthday And when they got home, they were horny as hell 

And your dad threw your mom down on the bed 

And he tore her panties off 

And his wee wee was hard as a rock 

And at this point, your mom wanted to give your dad head 

Butour dad also wanted to give your mom head 

So they formed a 69 

And our mom came at least 3 times 

And your dad was so excited to get inside your mom 

That he forgot to put a condom on 

And he realized his mistake 

He had ejeculated and it was too late 

Happy birthday 

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