Internet Relationships (are Not Real Relationships) Lyrics - Singles - Mc Lars Horris

Internet relationships are not real 

Your heart, people steal but identities conceal 

So heres a tale of warning for girls and boys 

Laptop computers can be dangerous toys 

In the chat room, I inspect 

Whos here tonight? ASL check 

Im 20/F from the UK 

Send me an IM and Ill make your day 

Im twenty-two and my name is Daryl 

Nice to meet you, Daryl, my name is Carol 

What do you like Carol? I like to go to shows 

I collect comic books and vintage clothes 

What do you like? I like to skate 

I play rock guitar but Im not that great 

I like to go on dates and I like to stay up late 

I live in San Francisco and hangin' on the Haight 

Do you like the Golden Gate? I did when I was eight 

Maybe I can come and visit? Maybe you should wait 

See, Im really forty-seven, I have kids and a wife 

I weigh three hundred pounds and I hate my life 

Are you serious? Yes, well, Ive got a secret too 

Im not twenty, Im really thirty-two 

I only have one leg and I like to sniff glue 

You lied to me, Carol 

Well, you lied to me too 

Its not normal to have an Internet girlfriend 

Online relationships are just pretend 

Unplug your heart, upgrade your system 

Get, get off the Internet 

Bob went on MySpace for hours a day 

Talking to girls from Moscow to L.A. 

But people can surprise you from behind a screen 

Listen to this verse and youll see what I mean 

Hi, Im Susie, I like your profile 

I checked out your pics and I like your style 

Sounds good, Susie, Ill be your friend 

We can write each other again and again 

Comment on my pics and post on my page 

Join my groups and guess my age 

You must be eighteen, how could you not? 

You cant be in high school, youre just too hot 

Let me send you pics for your personal collection 

I hope they inspire you and give you a smile 

Susie sent Bob pics that were borderline obscene 

Cops showed up at his door, she was only sixteen 

Its not normal to have an Internet girlfriend 

Online relationships are just pretend 

Unplug your heart, upgrade your system 

Get, get off the Internet 

If you dont believe, us heres a final story 

About a boy named Marcus and his online girlfriend Lorie 

Behind the monitor truth is hidden from your eyes 

Marcus didnt know but he was in for a surprise 

Weve been dating for a while but lets cut to the chase 

I dont know what you look like and I wanna see your face 

But what does it matter? You know who I am inside 

What if youre not a woman and this whole time you lied? 

You got me there, Im not really a female 

Im a guy who pretends to be a girl through email 

So this is why its bad to meet women online 

Living life behind the screen is a total waste of time 

Check online relationships 

Internet girl, Internet relationship 

Fresh, [Incomprehensible] physician 

[Incomprehensible] MC Lars 

Fresh, fresh 

Its not normal to have an Internet girlfriend 

Online relationships are just pretend 

Unplug your heart, upgrade your system 

Get, get off the Internet 

Its not normal to have an Internet girlfriend 

Online relationships are just pretend 

Unplug your heart, upgrade your system 

Get, get off the Internet 

Online relationships, online relationships 

Online relationships, online relationships 

Online relationships, online relationships 

Online relationships, online relationships