Make Way For Ducklings Lyrics - Singles - Mc Lars Horris

Hes a no exit G in the place to be 

He goes to Stanford University 

And since Kindergarten he acquired knowledge 

And after twelve grade he went straight to college 

Well, Toms a pop culture primate with the IQ of a fetus 

Social IQ twenty-five, you know that I mean this 

Between his DVDs clogged arteries and MP3s 

Hes got this antisocial mental brain disease 

And I want to break him out, want to show him the world 

Want to get him blazed, want to get him a girl 

Want to take him camping down in Ventana 

Want to enlighten him, like the Dalai Lama 

Hed otherwise never known the beauty to be seen 

Beyond his flat-panel, PC, LCD screen 

But would he care if I took him by the hand 

Planned on a trip to Brain-Expansion Land? 

I dont mean to be a pushy REI creep 

But youll thank me when youre chilling six feet deep 

And the worms crawl in and the worms crawl out 

And the worms play PS2 on your snout 

No doubt, what Im about is helping you 

To lively up yourself like Marley would do 

And were picking up more people as we go 

Introverted sad humans, no internal glow 

Weve got to keep driving, cars out of our way 

Ive got nascent cargo here on lifes highway 

As precious as small birds straight out the shell 

Check the chorus, the metaphor explains itself well 

Make way for ducklings 

Make way for these introverted ducklings 

Make way for ducklings 

Soon theyll be existentialist heroes 

Okay quiz time now that our trip is done 

You all grew socially, learned and had fun 

Question one, youre in class with a hottie named Sue 

And one day she walks in and sits next to you 

Her shirt says The Sopranos and you dig that show 

There might be a connection between you two 

So do you, A, say, Hey, I like your shirt 

B, look away, outside at the dirt 

C, send her an e-mail, later that day 

With a link to a fan site you think is okay or 

D, make a joke about HBOs 

Popular, uncensored mafia shows 

And catch Sues attention with your cultured wit 

Working it like Matt Groening works it 

Well, the answer is D obviously 

Negative points if you said B or C 

Next question, Lets say youre a dad with two small kids 

And youre chilling on vacation like your own family did 

And you go to Boston because its fun 

And you go to the park and walk or run 

And then you see some birds walking past 

Not too slow or not too fast 

Do you, A, say, Kids, check it out 

These birds are mobile, without a doubt" 

Or B, say nothing and be like, Whatever 

Ive seen cooked birds that look better 

Or C, toss the birds some candy or fish 

Well, the answer is, D and D is this 

Make way for ducklings 

Make way for those migrating ducklings 

Make way for ducklings 

Because now youre an existentialist hero 

Shout outs to Tomahawk 

Shout outs to the Moonies 

Truck Records is in effect 

Shout outs to you 

Thank you for listening to this song