Stroke Me Lyrics - Singles - Mickey Avalon

Stroke me, stroke me (how to stroke me) 

It's as easy as 1-2-3 

Stroke me, stroke me (how to stroke me) 

I'll touch you if you touch me 

Grab a hold of my johnson, I want some 

Put away that fake ID from Wisconsin 

If you're over 18 then it's on 

I don't give a shit if you live with your mom 

I know you heard 'bout me 

Mickey Avalon, rap's Ron Jeremy 

Don't talk, drop to your knees 

And I'll show you what the fuck I mean 

Hey little lady, don't you say maybe 

You and I could leave right now 

Let's get naked, shake your moneymaker 

Baby I'm a show you how to... 

Stroke me, stroke me (how to stroke me) 

It's as easy as 1-2-3 

Stroke me, stroke me (how to stroke me) 

I'll touch you if you touch me 

Let me take you back to my stabbin' cabin 

Betamax roll with the action 

Pornographic passion 

Californication, bastards 

Cassius Clay when I'm jabbin' punani 

Like Cunanan at Versace mansion 

Baby, let's get naughty 

Shake your body 

Hey little lady, don't you say maybe 

You and I could leave right now 

Let's get naked, shake your moneymaker 

Baby I'm a show you how to... 

Stroke me, stroke me (how to stroke me) 

It's as easy as 1-2-3 

Stroke me, stroke me (how to stroke me) 

I'll touch you if you touch me 

Touch, t-t-touch me 

Touch, t-t-touch me 

I got a lot of lead in my zeppelin 

So step in and climb my stairway to heaven 

I'm rockin' electric 

Talk-talk to me, sexy 

Leslie don't mind when I call her Lindsay Blowhan 

Slow down before you hit me 

Let me get a look at the goods 

She said that she wouldn't but I knew that she would 

Hey little lady, don't you say maybe 

You and I could leave right now 

Let's get naked, shake your moneymaker 

Baby I'm a show you how to... 

Stroke me, stroke me (how to stroke me) 

It's as easy as 1-2-3 

Stroke me, stroke me (how to stroke me) 

I'll touch you if you touch me