5000 Ways To Die Lyrics - Singles - Nerf Herder

There must be 5000 ways to die 

And each one ends the same way if you try 

Your friends all stand around while they dump you in the ground 

And the people who loved you will ask why, oh why, oh why, oh why 

And the bastard you hated the most 

Will stand up and give you a toast 

He'll say, "We were such good friends especially near the end" 

Then he'll feel up your girlfriend in front of your ghost 

So get in your car and drive real fast 

Up in the attic with a shotgun blast 

Take a bath with a clock radio 

Vodka and Valium overdose 

Have you ever tried? 

There must be 5000 ways to die 

And if you're very lucky 

You'll get your picture in the paper on page three 

25 words will summarize how you spent your whole damn life 

One day on that page, next day into the hamster cage, cage