Golfshirt Lyrics - Singles - Nerf Herder

I'm not the one you dream about 

And I'm not the one who you can't live without 

I'm not the one who you wanna see 

I'm not the one who you want to be seen with 

And when you're tired of all the jerks 

And you're tired of all the work 

And you're tired of being hurt 

You will long for the comfort of my golfshirt 

I'm not the one who was an old time punk rocker 

I was listening to Rush and trying to feather my hair back 

When all that stuff went down 

I'm not the one who's in a high school hardcore band 

I sat in my room scoring with Ms. Pac-Man 

And when you're tired of all the jerks 

And you're tired of all the work 

And you're tired of being hurt 

You will long for the comfort of my golfshirt, yeah 

No tats, no piercings, no hats 

No grunge beard baby, yeah 

No tats, no piercings and no hats 

No grunge beard baby 

Yeah, yeah, yeah 

Yeah, yeah, yeah 

Yeah, yeah, yeah 

No tats, no piercings, no hats 

No grunge beard baby, yeah 

No tats, no piercings and no hats 

No grunge beard baby 

Yeah, yeah, yeah 

Yeah, yeah, yeah 

Yeah, yeah, yeah