Bridge Under Troubled Water Lyrics - Singles - Nerf Herder

I know girls like you 

Need someone to screw-up their life 

And make you contemplate suicide, 

When you need a friend to 

Blah-blah-blah-blah-blah 

Call on me... yeah 

You need someone bad, 

To irritate your dad, 

Someone who'll make you cry, 

And sock you in the eye, 

When you need a friend to 

Bring you to your knees, 

Call on me... yeah 

Am I crazy enough? Am I angry enough? 

Am I stupid enough? Am I lazy enough? 

Am I drunk enough? Do I flunk enough? 

Am I jealous enough? 

Am I selfish enough to be... 

Your bridge under troubled water, yeah! 

You like pain, you're insane 

You can key my car, 

And punch my face in the bar 

When you blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah 

Call me... oh yeah 

Am I crazy enough? Am I angry enough? 

Am I stupid enough? Am I lazy enough? 

Am I drunk enough? Do I flunk enough? 

Am I jealous enough? 

Am I selfish enough to be... 

Your bridge under troubled water, yeah! 

Am I boring enough? 

Am I snoring enough? 

Am I demanding enough? 

Un-outstanding enough? 

Am I fat enough? Mad enough? 

Am I bad enough? Wear plaid enough? 

Am I drunk enough? 

Smell like a skunk enough? 

Do I wank enough? 

Do crank enough to be... 

Your bridge under trouble 

Your bridge under trouble 

Your bridge under troubled water!