Best God In Show Lyrics - Coaster - Nofx

I've no consideration, 

zero mutual respect 

For billions who suffer from 

rational thought neglect 

I don't wanna waste a sentence, 

I don't want a convert-sation 

That's gonna end in disdain, 

disbelief and aggravation 

And I find it's getting harder to hang out 

With grown adults who actually believe 

In Santa Claus and Noah's Ark 

and that their god is the best 

My distaste has turned into detest 

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Who would read a 2000 

year old medical journal 

Techniques for bloodletting, 

advice on Trichinosis 

Would you navigate the globe 

with a map of a flat earth 

Without DNA testing, 

would you believe virgin birth 

And I find it's getting painful to put up 

With grown adults who actually believe 

In Unicorns and Creation, 

and God always takes their side 

That's when my innocent jabbing turns snide 

Thank God for the Grammy, 

thank God for the touchdown 

Thank God for blowing up 

the enemy's sacred ground 

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So how am I supposed to take 

anything you say seriously? 

When you've swapped free will for faith, 

hope and pre-destiny 

And it's getting agonizing to hang out 

With grown adults who actually believe 

Mythology and history 

trump physics and science 

My aversion has turned to abhorrence