First Call Lyrics - Coaster - Nofx

All my neighbors are fast asleep 

And I can't find anything to drink 

The McKenzies drank all the grain alcohol 

So I'm headed down the street to first call 

Me and the Bads were staying up late 

Kitty and Victor got dropped from the plate 

But no one was contented with the Wednesday wassail 

So I said it's only four short blocks to first call 

Not a walk of shame it's a walk of pride 

Peoples goin' to work while we're getting cockeyed 

The sun's coming up and the drinks are goin' down 

So shut the fuck up and I'll get the next round 

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6am, we'll start all over again 

No one applying the brakes 

We'll stop the sweats and the shakes 

We're gonna eat pickled egg 

We're gonna see Toby Jeg 

We're not gonna let sun light have effect on our fun 

It smells like bleach, adult diapers and mold 

And everyone around me's over 60 years old 

But we're gonna share the next hour or two 

We all got each other and nothing better to do 

Irish coffee, and Irish car bomb 

A fat drunk jew starts singing this song 

I take a closer look and the fat guy is me 

So I buy him a shot, and he buys me back three 

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6am, we'll start all over again 

No one applying the brakes 

We'll stop the sweats and the shakes 

We're gonna eat pickled egg 

We're gonna hang with Dave Gregg 

We're not gonna let sun light help decide when we're done 

All my neighbors are fast asleep 

And I can't find anything to drink 

The Loved Ones drank all of my alcohol 

So I'm gonna be the very first one at first call.