Creeping Out Sara Lyrics - Coaster - Nofx

I was backstage at a festival in Germany 

talking to a cute, fair-skinned brunette 

I asked her if she wanted to have a beer and if she liked our set 

I noticed that her hair was longer in the back 

I figure that's 'cause she's Canadian 

That's why I was surprised when she told me she was fully lesbian 

That's when I realized it was Sara 

Or maybe it was Tegan 

I'm pretty sure that it was Sara 

'Cause Johnny Sampson said she was the cooler one 

I told her I was a big fan of her band 

She asked me if I had a favorite song 

I admitted that I'd never actually heard them, but I like k.d. lang 

I told her this Jew knows about the Junos 

And how they got robbed three times in a row 

And then I asked her if she knew of anyone who was selling pills or blow 

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That's when I creeped out Sara 

Or maybe I just pissed her 

Off when I asked her if her sister 

And her had ever had a threesome 

Where they both ganged up one girl 

A forgy or a fivesome 

Do they think strap-ons are groovy 

And had they ever seen the movie 

Bound and did they like Jennifer Tilly 

Did they like Jennifer Tilly 

Sara said she 

Preferred Gina Gershon 

Angelina Jolie 

In the Gia movie 

That was on HBO 

And If These Walls Could Talk 

Made Tegan cry a lot 

After that I forgot what she said 

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That's the problem with diazepam 

So many things I don't remember 

But I've got a sinking feeling 

It's not that I'm a clair- 

-voyant but I think I creeped out Sara 

I was creeping out on Sara 

I hope it wasn't Tegan 

'Cause Skiba said she is the cooler one