Give Me A Homosexual Lyrics - Singles - Romanovsky And Phillips

(For all the straight men who think that every gay man is out to 

seduce them, and for those gay men who indeed are.) 

With so many gay men and so little time 

It never has been an obsession of mine 

To try and pursue heterosexual men 

The ones who are real or the ones who pretend 

That kind of facade's not attractive to me 

I like my lovers as queer as can be 

Give me a homosexual 

Who loves in a homoemotional way 

I like a man of acceptance 

Give me a guy who is glad to be gay 

Now to some of my peers its the ultimate thrill 

Seducing a straight man by bending his will 

But I am a man who loves men who love men 

And that is of course what I most recommend 

While I'm sure there are men who just need some unstraightening 

I haven't the patience to be educating 

Give me a homosexual 

One who's perfected his oral technique 

I like a man who's had practice 

Give me a guy who is fluent in Greek 

And I don't understand all those classified ads 

Filled with desires that I've never had 

"Straight-looking Marine seeks straight cop to please..." 

How straight do they look when they're down on their knees? 

It's a taste that I've never been able to savor 

This preoccupation with sexist behavior 

And people will ask us "Which one's the girl?" 

'Cause they limit themselves to those roles in their world 

But we don't have any such models to clone 

We're perfectly free to develop our own 

Give me a homosexual 

I don't want a husband and I don't want a wife 

I like a man who's my equal 

Someone who's made it the style of his life 

Give me a homosexual 

Who loves in a homoemotional way 

I like a man of acceptance 

Give me a guy who is glad to be gay