I Met A Man Lyrics - Singles - Romanovsky And Phillips

(Ah, the joys of dating...) 

I met a man with arms of steel 

He had muscles a-plenty and sex appeal 

He was hearty and hale 

The essence of male 

But his consciousness paled when compared... 

To a potato 

Why is it that when they're hot 

They're often not aware? 

They may be buffed, but that's not enough 

If their head is full of air 

I met a man who made me laugh 

He was a good time and a half 

He loved to be sleazy 

And he wanted to please me 

And it would have been easy if I... 

Had been attracted to him 

Why is it that when they're fun 

They're not the one you adore? 

You could be friends, but then again 

You'd hoped for something more 

Should you take what you can get 

Or take the time to shop for what you're wanting? 

Maybe you should check you bait 

And take a look at what it is you're flaunting 

I met a man who enlightened me 

He knew so much it nearly frightened me 

We were politically aligned 

He was spiritually refined 

But socially kind of a nerd... 

Well, more than kind of 

Why is it that when they're smart 

And their heart is so pure 

They have no frills like social skills 

To get them out the door 

No one's absolutely right for you 

But too much wrong can kill the song 

You've dreamed so long of writing