Maybe This Christmas Lyrics - Singles - Shane Dawson

Its Christmastime 

And Santas here 

Making the children smile 

But hes just a pedophile 

So you better watch your child 

Christmas trees in every house 

Covered in shiny lights 

But they just turn brown and die 

Or set your whole house on fire 

These are the reasons 

I hate the season 

But Im a give it a try 

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Maybe this year I wont be sad on Christmas 

Maybe Ill have a happy holiday 

Replace my heartache and my pain 

With mistletoe and candy canes 

This Christmas could go my way 

Having fun with all your friends 

Sipping on that eggnog 

But it just looks like j**z 

All over your upper lips 

House made out of gingerbread 

Cookies like Christmas trees 

Giving you heart disease 

And type two diabetes 

These are the reasons 

I hate the season 

But Im a give it a try 

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Maybe this year I wont be sad on Christmas 

Maybe Ill have a happy holiday 

Replace my heartache and my pain 

With mistletoe and candy canes 

This Christmas could go my way 

Ive never seen reindeer fly 

Ive never heard the sleigh bells ring 

Never seen a snowman come to life 

Ive never heard the angels sing 

But I hope, and I pray 

That maybe this Christmas day 

Thatll change 

Maybe this year I wont be sad on Christmas 

Maybe Ill have a happy holiday 

Replace my heartache and my pain 

With mistletoe and candy canes 

This Christmas could go my way 

Maybe this year I wont be sad on Christmas 

Maybe Ill have a happy holiday 

Replace my heartache and my pain 

Lets just dance the night away 

This Christmas is going my way 

Just dance with me