Boy Band Lyrics - Welcome To Loserville - Son Of Dork

Boy's, we've been here for a while 

But we've finally got the style 

Strike your pose and fake a smile 

Give me Kenny, give me Kyle 

I hate to break it but it's true 

Fifteen minutes we'll be through 

And I won't have to talk to you, you, you, you 

Now you know the words you fool 

Sing along to your own tune 

Wrote to prove you are a tool 

Tell your friends you joined a boyband, boyband 

Good Charlotte said they like McFly 

Is half their fan base gonna cry? 

It's so pathetic, dry your eyes 

When you gonna realize a tune's a tune? 

I don't know why the metal heads want us to die 

But these days they're all under nine, so I'll be fine 

Now you know the words you fool 

Sing along to your own tune 

Wrote to prove you are a tool 

Tell your mum you joined a boyband, boyband 

I get calls from girls who saw me on the TV 

Behind my back they're saying nasty things about me 

"There's the kid who blew it all 

I sat next to him in school 

Everyone thought he was cool 

'Til he quit his job and joined a boyband" 

Now you know the words you fool 

Sing along to your own tune 

Wrote to prove you are a tool 

Tell the kids you joined a boyband, boyband 

Join a boyband 

Join a boyband 

Screw your life up 

Join a boyband 

Kids will hate you 

Out to get you 

Ever since you 

Joined a boyband 

It's really scary 

Palms are sweaty 

Potato guns 

Are armed and ready 

Screwed your life up 

Just like Eddie 

Ever since you 

Joined a boyband 

Joined a boyband 

Joined a boyband 

Joined a boyband 

Joined a boyband 

Joined a boyband 

Joined a boyband 

Joined a boyband 

Joined a boyband