Slacker Lyrics - Welcome To Loserville - Son Of Dork

My friend's a computer hacker 

But in school everybody said he was a slacker 

He writes science fiction novels 

He builds whole towns and villages from cola bottles 

He does equations just for fun 

Eats low carb ice cream with his mum 

Sews Cub Scout badges on his sweater 

He's just a feeling you ignore, a dumb computer hacker 

Trashcan on the floor, a pitiful disaster 

Cried to sleep at night when he never got it right 

'Cos he never realized, it doesn't even matter 

Later on in life, he's drowning in his laughter 

Three kids and a wife, he's happy ever after 

Stoked to be alive with his dream job up at NASA 

Loving everyday, well, I guess it really pays to be a slacker, yeah 

She stays up all night playing Tetris 

Asteroids, Pacman, written on his games to get list 

Wasted nights spent up in his bedroom 

Tough times, long nights, must have been a lot to get through 

He's getting sharp pains in his wrist 

In his world girlfriend's don't exist 

Can't even get an add on MySpace 

He's just a feeling you ignore, a dumb computer hacker 

Trashcan on the floor, a pitiful disaster 

Cried to sleep at night when he never got it right 

'Cos he never realized, it doesn't even matter 

Later on in life, he's drowning in his laughter 

Three kids and a wife, he's happy ever after 

Stoked to be alive with his dream job up at NASA 

Loving everyday, well, I guess it really pays to be a slacker, yeah 

He's the one all alone in despair 

He's the one who thinks life isn't fair 

He's the one sitting right over there 

He's the lonely guy on the side looking kinda shy 

You could see him ride, passing by on a pedal bike 

He's the funny type kinda like Napoleon Dynamite 

He's just a feeling you ignore, a dumb computer hacker 

Trashcan on the floor, a pitiful disaster 

Cried to sleep at night when he never got it right 

'Cos he never realized, it doesn't even matter 

Later on in life, he's drowning in his laughter 

Three kids and a wife, he's happy ever after 

Stoked to be alive with his dream job up at NASA 

Loving everyday, well, I guess it really pays to be a slacker, yeah 

It pays to be a slacker, yeah