Holly I'm The One Lyrics - Welcome To Loserville - Son Of Dork

I'm hiding in a bush outside your window, I'm feeling sick and numb 

Fed all my best lines to my best friend so he could be the one 

But I'm jerk because it worked and I've just realized what I've done 

Guess I'll never be the guy to get the girl 

Set it up so that he could rock your world 

Promise me when you scream you fake it 

Holly, I'm the one you should be dating 

Seeing you with him is so frustrating 

I taught him everything he knows 

You fell for every single line I gave him 

I know that I'm dumb, but Holly, I'm the one 

Holly, I'm the one 

So maybe I should just go home now and let you have your fun 

It doesn't make it any easier, I live across the street but one 

If that clown let's you down, Holly, you know where to come 

Yes, I could've been the guy to get the girl 

Yes, I could've been the one to rock your world 

But I'm not, so I've got to face it 

Holly, I'm the one you should be dating 

Seeing you with him is so frustrating 

I taught him everything he knows 

He's just a fraud 'cos I'm the guy who made him 

I know that I'm dumb, but Holly, I'm the one 

Who can't believe you're at my door 

'Cos he confessed that he'd been cheatin' 

Suddenly a chance for me to tell the secret I'd been keeping 

I am the one, I am the one, I am the one 

I am the one, I am the one, I am the one 

You said, you valued his integrity and honesty is rare 

He swore to you he'd never cheat again 

He cried and said, he cared 

Well, he's a jerk because it worked 

Holly, I'm the one you should be dating 

Seeing you with him is so frustrating 

I taught him everything he knows 

He used to be my best friend, now I hate him 

And it sucks that he won 'cos he's a dick and you're amazing 

I know that I'm dumb, but Holly, I'm the one 

Holly, I'm the one