Dream Girl Lyrics - Incredibad - The Lonely Island

Some dude once said that love is a many funny things 

I know there's a perfect girl out there for me, 'cause I see her 

in my dreams 

Dream girl, you're a fantasy, you're the only one 

Out there for me 

My love 

Dream girl you amaze me, all dressed in paisley 

Love how not one but both eyes are lazy 

When I first saw you you were drivin' the bus 

Thick skin, strong nose like a rhinoceros 

Dream girl so beautiful, lips all crummy 

Skin like asphalt, nose so runny 

Thick thighs, no waist, not a care in the world 

You not crazy girl, you just my baby girl 

You're a vision in sweats with the neon pouch 

Half eaten squirrel hangin' outta your mouth 

Rainbow poncho, the female Tonto 

Hear a loud noise start bu-bucking like a bronco 

Dream girl, you're a fantasy, you're the only one 

Out there for me 

My love 

You got your cellphone ring set to Sex and the City 

You like a hot bowl of grits only way more gritty 

Straight drippin' in turquoise my Santa Fe queen 

One short leg you got the Santa Fe Lean 

It's music to my ears when you scream in your sleep 

And when you lift your skirt in public yo I can't help but peek 

You like Cleopatra with the eyes of a pig 

Love to watch you in the backyard when you go out to dig 

Girl how'd you get those mouse traps glued to your neck 

Little rascal, how'd you get screwed to the deck? 

You put away slurpees like a trash can 

Your smile's all stainy and you're not too brainy and 

I like that! 

Talking to your shoe like it's your friend 

I like that! 

Yellin' at the walls of make pretend 

I like that! 

Tellin' you to stop it then you don't 

You say you're gonna stab me in my sleep 

But you won't! 

Last week thought I saw you on the street 

Turns out it was a bag of trash 

Just a big ol' bag of trash 

I thought you looked like a bag of trash 

Dream girl I pitch a tent when you stomp in the room 

Like a hellbound turkey mixed with a baboon 

You're sexy and you're spicy like a bowl of Chex Mix 

And I always feel safe when I'm in your flesh mitts 

Your teeth so clean coulda swore you were British 

Never take your Chex Mix 'cause you always get skittish 

Open clams with both feet 'cause you're ambidextrous 

No point 'cause we know you eat nothin' but Chex Mix 

Chex Mix number one food snack in the land 

It's the cereal taste that you eat with your hand 

Chex Mix at your local grocer buy a box 

Your family will all say 

CHEX MIX ROCKS! 

Chex Mix, you're the snack for me, you're the only one 

I'll ever eat or buy 

Chex Mix, you're delicious, you got 60% less fat than potato chips 

TM