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Jizz In My Pants Lyrics - Incredibad - The Lonely Island

Lock eyes from across the room 

Down my drink while the rhythms boom 

Take your hand and skip the names 

No need here for the silly games 

 

Make our way through the smoke and crowd 

The club is the sky and I'm on your cloud 

Move in close as the lasers fly 

Our bodies touch and the angels cry 

 

Leave this place, go back to yours 

Our lips first touch outside your doors 

A whole night what we've got in store 

Whisper in my ear that you want some more 

 

And I jizz in my pants 

This really never happens, you can take my word 

I won't apologize, that's just absurd 

Mainly your fault for the way that you dance 

 

And now I jizz in my pants 

Don't tell your friends or I'll say you're a slut 

Plus it's your fault, you were rubbing my butt 

I'm very sensitive, some would say that's a plus 

Now I'll go home and change 

 

I need a few things from the grocery 

Do things alone now mostly 

Left me heart-broken, not lookin' for love 

Surprised in my eyes when I looked above 

 

The checkout counter and I saw a face 

My heart stood still, so did time and space 

Never thought that I could feel real again 

But the look in her eyes said, "I need a friend" 

 

She turned to me, that's when she said it 

Looked me dead in the face asked, "Cash or Credit?" 

 

And I jizzed in my pants 

It's perfectly normal, nothing wrong with me 

But we're going to need a clean-up on Aisle 3 

And now I'm posed in an awkward stance 

 

Because I jizzed in my pants 

To be fair you were flirting a lot 

Plus the way you bag cans got me bothered and hot 

Please stop acting like you're not impressed 

One more thing, I'm gonna pay by check 

 

Last week I saw a film 

As I recall it was a horror film 

Walked outside into the rain 

Checked my phone and saw you rang 

 

And I jizzed in my pants 

Speeding down the street when the red lights flash 

Need to get away, need to make a dash 

A song comes on that reminds me of you 

And I jizz in my pants 

 

The next day my alarm goes off 

And I jizz in my pants 

Open my window and a breeze rolls in 

And I jizz in my pants 

 

When Bruce Willis was dead at the end of Sixth Sense 

I jizzed in my pants 

I just ate a grape 

And I jizzed in my pants 

I went to the, jizzed in my pants 

(Okay, seriously you guys, can we? Okay?) 

 

I jizz right in my pants every time you're next to me 

And when we're holding hands it's like having sex to me 

You say I'm premature, I just call it ecstasy 

I wear a rubber at all times, it's a necessity 

 

'Cause I jizz in my pants 

(I jizz, yes, I jizz in my pants) 

(Yes, I jizz in my pants, yes, I jizz in my pants) 

Yes, I jizz in my pants 

(I jizz, yes, I jizz in my pants) 

yeah she makes me all the time I look on my facebook and I see her post a selfie and off course I jizz jizzz in my pants 

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