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Incredibad Lyrics - Incredibad - The Lonely Island

Now let's take a trip down memory lane 

Back to junior high school where it all began 

Three bad little kids raising hell at school 

We were just thirteen straight actin' a fool 

 

Every day after class, kiv's house was the spot 

Making crazy prank calls hoping not to get caught 

Best friends, blood brothers, yo, we one and the same 

'Till one fateful afternoon when everything changed 

 

One day playing punch out up in kiv's room 

The house started shaking and we heard a "kaboom" 

Looked out the back window saw a billow of smoke 

Yo, your backyard is smashed, man this isn't a joke 

 

(Let's go check this out man!) (I bet, let's go) 

 

All the smoke and debris led straight to the basement 

Yo, what the hell is that? man, it looks like a spaceship! 

We all ran for cover and the hatch opened wide 

And a little green dude stepped out from inside 

 

He said, "I'm from mars, and I come in peace 

I have something to ask, and it's not discreet 

There's a mutated strain in our dna helix 

And you three kids are the ones who can heal it" 

 

But we're just thirteen, man, what can we do? 

"Um, how should I put this? I think we should screw" (what?) 

"On our home planet we can no longer breed 

I've been sent a self-receptacle for storing your seed" 

 

Storing our seed? yo, I think he means sex 

Man, I'm a virgin, we all are, bad! 

"I'm just gonna lie here, and close my eyes" 

Aw, what should we do? now it's spreading it's thighs! 

 

"You'll be heroes on our planet!" but why us three? 

"You're the chosen ones, you'll just have to trust me" 

 

(Yo should we do it?) (I don't know!) 

(Yo, I say we put it to a vote.) 

All in favor, say aye. aye! 

 

Okay, we're in! "cool." Who should go first? 

"I have three depositories to capture your burst" 

Wait, at the same time? "yeah, that's what I was thinking 

Now here's some wine coolers, let's get you boys drinking" 

 

We pounded the drinks, and started getting tipsy 

We took our positions, and started getting frisky 

One in the front and two in the back 

Had it locked up like a Chinese finger trap 

 

"Keep pumping away! my wife and family thank you" 

I'm about to explode! yo son, me too! 

Three way climax! best friends forever! 

Who would thought that we've lost our virginities together 

 

"Andy, Jorm and Kiv, you've saved our race 

Your reward is one wish then I'll go back to space" 

We looked at eachother, didn't have to talk 

Knew exactly what he wanted before he took off 

 

Mr. alien sir, for what it's worth 

We wanna be the greatest fake mc's on earth 

 

"your wish is granted, and thanks again 

You may have saved my planet but I'm losing three friends 

What happened today was both incredible and bad 

Therefore your name is incredibad" 

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