Trouble On Dookie Island Lyrics - Turtleneck & Chain - The Lonely Island

Yea let's do this 

Take a good look at me, you need a bad guy like me 

All I have in this world is my balls and my work, and I don't break em for no one 

Yo hopped out the whip, popped the heater out the glove-y 

Ski-masked it up, bout to jack these fools, love me 

Blasted through the door, blazing hell with the shells flyin, 

Spiderwebbed the flat screen in one shot, babies crying 

Got these bitches nose bloody, face down in the shag 

This bitch is flippin - Shut the fuck up and fill the bag 

All of a sudden - BOOM, shots from the back room 

It was a set up, dude yellin "Gettin' fed up!" 

Yo we bust out the back, dookie flyin outta my pants 

You got the keys, yea boy now make that engine dance 

This shit is stallin, fuck man they strapped up 

Lets make a brake for it to the crib or the backup 

We hit the pavement, dookie bustin all out of my jeans 

You hop the fence, so we can get away clean 

We hit the dirt, this rottweiler snarlin and smilin 

He ripped my pantleg off, a bunch of dookies went flyin 

I had to blast, dog brains all in the grass 

Mixed with the dookie, yeah man nighty night! Time to smash 

Yo we cut through the park, dookies poppin outta my shirt 

A hail of bullets from behind, like lead fireworks 

Dookie fillin up my sneaks bought to bust, No doubt 

Pulled off a Isotoner glove, shook the dookies out 

Yo it's a chase, they want us to be chased 

Yo duck over here, I gotta ditch some dead dookie weight 

Whipped off my skully so I could dump the dookie 

Cop blazin out the eucalyptus tryin to shoot me 

I blew out his back, that's all she wrote man 

Yeah, now his chest slapped two dookies for the boatman 

They comin man, quick throw these dookies in the trash 

Hold up more dookie, they comin out fast 

Yo I can't move my leg, cause I'm stuck on dookie mountain 

Fifty guns open fire, blood spray like a fountain 

Now our bodies all shredded, shots blaze right through me 

We're done-er than done, done in by the dookie 

Trouble on Dookie Island