Turtleneck & Chain Lyrics - Turtleneck & Chain - The Lonely Island

Turtle neck n' chain 

Turtle neck n' chain 

Turtle neck n' chain (sippin' on a light beer) 

Turtle neck n' chain 

Turtle neck n' chain 

Turtle neck n' chain (sippin' on a light beer) 

Turtle neck n' chain 

Turtle neck n' chain 

Turtle neck n' chain (sippin' on a light beer) 

My turtleneck fat and my chain so thin, 

N' I'm sippin' light beer, n my crew right here 

Chain razor thin like beer in my cup, 

And my sweater on turtle with the neck on puff 

Huge turtle neck and my chain so skinny 

Beer light all night, stand up get dizzy 

Light cup, beer drink, thin so chain, 

Neck turtle fat, man I won't say it again 

Turtle neck n' chain 

Turtle neck n' chain 

Turtle neck n' chain (sippin' on a light beer) 

Turtle neck (check) with another on deck 

In case I spill something on it (like some light beer, yeah) 

We be braggin' bout who's chain be the thinnest 

Turtle neck thicker than Delta Burke 

Swimming in a Guinness (now bear with me) 

But they can't see my chain, 

Metal so thin it dissolve when it rains 

Got more chains than the snow patrol 

Everyone razor thin like an insect stripper pole 

Turtle neck n' chain 

Turtle neck n' chain 

Turtle neck n' chain (sippin' on a light beer) 

Chain so light when police roll by, I made it flow (I made it flow) 

And my beer so light you could see right through it, like a ghost 

And I also wear turtle necks 

Sweaters swallowing my chain like it's stuck in the couch 

Looking like cookie monster flossin' his mouth 

Find me coolin' on the corner sippn' light beer foam 

You can tell by my turtle neck and chain that I bone 

Turtle neck, light beer n' a thin ass chain, n' that's it 

Turtle neck, light beer n' a thin ass chain, n' that's it 

The rabbit kicked the bucket, dog said fuck it, 

Get my two step on, with my turtle neck on 

Thin ass chain, light beer in my glass 

Mackin' at the bitches, the ones with the ass 

Girl you know it's true, tell me what it do 

Oh you like my style, say you like my crew 

Say you wanna' be under my chest, this turtle neck is like one of my best 

Say you wanna' be under my chest, this turtle neck is like one of my best 

So I guess your dress, no stress, stayin' fresh as my bandanna 

Ima crook, so my look, Ima game go getta 

The fatter the puppy, get the fluffy, get the bigger the turtleneck, 

The more gangster it is 

Turtle neck n' chain 

Turtle neck n' chain 

Turtle neck n' chain (sippin' on a light beer) 

Turtle neck n' chain 

Turtle neck n' chain 

Turtle neck n' chain (sippin' on a light beer)